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COMPLETED (BOOK 5) *Also a stand-alone book!* Jacob had been shy his entire life. He was reserved, had an introverted soul, and struggled to communicate with even those closest to him. Jacob had a deep secret, which made him feel alone and scared, and he considered giving up his battle, until his secret wasn't as private as he once thought. In this twisting story full of mind tugging plots and surprising turns, life as Jacob knew it would all change because of one single stranger. "I want him so bad," Hunter grumbled and longingly stared at his mate from across the room. "Just relax Alpha," his friend whispered so nobody could hear. "He can't know yet." "I know." Hunter's feelings were growing stronger with each passing day for his fellow classmate, Jacob Jones.

Lily Crawford was once loved and treasured by her whole pack but that stopped on her 14th birthday when she didn't shift like she was supposed to. Instantly she became an outsider, a slave, a stranger in her own pack. She gave up on having a mate and being loved from anyone other than her brother. That all changed when an Alpha from a neighborhood pack visited her pack and uttered the word she thought she'd never hear "Mate". -- He locked the door behind us, pressing me against its hard surface. "Mine" He growled pressing his face against my neck, breathing in my scent. "Stop that" I yelled, tears streaming down my face. I tried to push him away from me but he didn't budge. "Just reject me already". "I won't reject you" His voice was low and dangerous. Was he worse than I thought? He will actually make me think he wanted me and then break my heart into a tiny million pieces. "Well then I will. I, Lily Crawford reject you Logan Wa-" Before I could finish he slammed me harder against the wall and covered my mouth with his hand. "Don't you fucking dare" He yelled punching the door beside my face. I flinched back but that didn't stop him. "I am your mate and whether you like or not you are now mine. And mine means, no one touches you, no one talks to you and no one fucking looks at you" He yelled again. Moon goddess, please help me.

At 18, Hailey, was going to shift for the first time, but something went wrong. Her wolf never came to her. Everyone, including her parents and brother, thought she was one of the rare wolves that were born without a wolf. What they said and did to her the month following her would be shift, she lost all hope for herself, and left. But what little did they all know is that Hailey has a secret that no one knows, not even herself. When you are pushed to far, the way you bring yourself back is how the world will remember you. The world will remember Hailey Burns, if it is the last thing she does.

Alaina has never been outside, her parents have kept her locked up for reasons she doesn't understand but one day everything changes. Alaina is suddenly thrust into an entirely different life, one she knows nothing about. AN: Horrible description, I know, I'll write a better one later.

Kassi was a normal girl living in a normal town until one day her mom drops her and her brother off at their estrange grandfathers house for no reason. Now not only does she have to adjust to her new life and school, she also has to avoid the weird looks the "In-Crowd" gives her on top of avoiding their majorly hot Bad Boy leader. Rhys is tired of watching all his friends find their mates before he does. He is tired of being known as the Mateless Alpha and just as he starts to give up hope, his beautiful mate falls in his arms. Literally... Join Kassi and Rhys as they journey through life, love, and heartbreak. ~~~~~~~ "Beautiful" he murmured as he traced a finger against my blushing cheek I gasped and pushed against his broad shoulders His eyes narrowed before his grasp tightened on my waist "Mine" Book 1 of 3 of the MOON Series

#34 in werewolf 7/12/2017 I was wondering, did it hurt when you fell from heaven." He looked like a fake bad boy. You know like the ones that act bad but are just annoying. I looked him strait in the eyes and said "No but I got a couple scratches when I dug my way up from hell." --------------------------------------------------------------------- Kylie is the going to be the first alpha female. One problem she has to go through alpha training where all the alphas first born children go through alpha training. Kylie had had a hard childhood and has a lot of secrets. She is bold, powerful, and sassy. Then Seth comes along Seth is a soon to be alpha. He is a playboy, arrogant, and aggressive. Until he meets Kylie. Right when he meets her he knows something is different and he likes it. Can he break through Kylie's walls. Only time will tell. Winner of the August awards. Winner of the chocolate awards. Cover made by @psyocholicious1

Sam is the son of the Eclipse packs Alpha. But he catches the eye of Eva, a hot she-wolf from the Summer pack. The problem is, The two packs are in a tense argument over hunting territory. But which is stronger, the loyalty to his pack he will soon be Alpha of, or having a mate?? Wait for book 2 coming soon!! Book 2: Lone wolf

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