[complete] dhizzle : can i call u mine? amazingphil : ugh ; 2009!phan ; copyright © 2018

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4

If you're into texting phan, general phan, smut :) , or innocent!dan and fuckboy!phil and major daddy kinks then you've come to the right place

Dan Howell is a fuckboy. He has sex with whoever he can and then dumps them, regardless of gender. But when Phil Lester, a new student, enters Dan's life, will Dan change his ways for the boy he loves? Or will he toy with his heart just like the rest? (Disclaimer::: guys. this is dumbest fic i have ever written and it is that way ON PURPOSE!!! this is supposed to be stupid and cringey, don't think i'm actually serious PLEASE)

" Phil Lester is on the edge of suicide. " or in which Dan can see everyone's deepest secret simply by looking at them.

Life bites.

Dan is dating Phil. They also live together with Phil's parents. School's great, life's great. Everything's going perfectly, but how long can that last? -------> This is a sequel to "My New Friend (a Phanfiction)" so go read that first or this won't make much sense.