frosted

"why are you back again?" "donut worry about that." "..." "..." "did you just-" "yup." #9 in short story [081217]

Actually The Right Number

~DISCONTINUED~ (i'm very sorry ❤️ i edited this book as a farewell to you guys) "Hello?" "Uh, good morning?" "Is this Lucas?" "Um, no? This is Crème de Ice, at your service?" "Ugh! That douchebag gave me the wrong number!" "So-" "Wait, let me rephrase that, Luc-ass gave me the wrong damn number!" "That was a great pun...