"i'm your toilet fairy, and i will grant you any toilet-ty wish!"

i'm sorry, for hurting you. i love you, even if you don't. forgive me, for being a monster.

i miss you.

in which whenever she pops a gum, he shoots someone collab story by @trashjar and @-defenestration

"hey so my wi-fi kinda broke down and i was wondering if i could use your wi-fi? if yes, what's your wi-fi password?" in which a girl who tries to figure out her neighbour's wi-fi password.

"you certainly do make me feel pretty." (TRIGGER WARNING - eating disorder, self-harm.)

in which a girl who takes care of her seven precious talking plants every day. highest : #92 in humor omg

"I'm like pi baby, I'm really long and I go on forever." in which jeon jungkook likes to annoy and tease his math teacher.

"i will be your home."

you lied. weren't we supposed to have a happy ending together?