Yuri Katsuki was weary of his idol Viktor Nikiforov after his first and failed attempt at the Grand Prix Final, but not for the reasons you would think. He had met the man the night before and it was just his luck that Viktor was drunk. Of course, he never thought of the results of that night, and it took five years to be able to face his family with a surprise in his hands. (Yuri!!! on Ice)

"You don't have to be a parent to spank someone" "Does that mean y-you could spank me, hyung?" ••• -a yoonmin recreate (originally written by oopstoyourhi)

Once Otabek catches up and Viktor tells them they are the ones the group is waiting for, Yuri takes a seat on the outside of the circle and stifles a yawn. He takes in everyone there: Phichit, Leo, Seung-gil, Christophe, JJ, Georgi, Mila, the Crispino siblings, Guang-Hong, Emil, himself and Otabek (obviously), and now Viktor and the other Yuuri. Why is JJ here? Probably only invited so that Viktor can piss Yuri off even more. Wait. Wait. What is that everyone is staring at? Oh no. There is a bottle in the center of the circle. He hates Viktor so, so much. After the skating season ends, Viktor invites almost the entire skating group to Japan for practically one reason-to play Spin the Bottle. The problem? Some people have relationships Viktor shouldn't meddle in. Viktor's going to meddle anyway. ((I do not own Yuri!!! On Ice or any characters.))

"you're so gorgeous, jiminie. but don't you think you'd be even more gorgeous if you lost a little weight?" *this book is old pls don't judge me* anorexia, self harm, vulgar language, possibly mature scenes. stay safe guys. lowercase intended. #2 in #loveyourself #1 in bulimianervosa

Yuri gets tickets to VidCon to meet his hero, but he gets a little more than he bargained for upon arrival. (this is the cringiest book ever im so sorry)((I probably should edit this but honestly, I hate this book too much to want to.))