The Caretaker and Summer are back, but this time there is a new conflict. The Metalmen. Can the Caretaker defeat the Metalmen once again. Maybe, maybe not. Find out in this ridiculous parody of Doctor Who. American Who: Time of the Metalmen.

The family burns basics. Trashes tropes. Their daughter isn't out for blood. She's out for the person who started the cliche that ended her. ✯ ✯ ✯ "Even though I dip your toothbrush in the toilet bowl, excessively steal your clothes, purposefully annoy the hell out of you, and wish at every 11:11 that you'd be in a body bag the next morning - you're still my sister. And we will always have one another's back." ✯ ✯ ✯ "You're a cute banana." "Excuse me?" "Yellow on the outside, white on the inside." He read my silence as confusion and added, "Your little brother there is an Oreo; black on the outside, white on the inside. Your pretty sister over there is a coconut; brown on the outside, white on-" "What the shit. That's how you want to hit on me?" +++ Wendzel Baxtard, a feminist killjoy armed with heavy loads of sarcasm and marinates herself in self-respect, is ready to destroy the ethnic slurs and derogatory terms that were brought on her because of the clothes she wore and her sexual behaviors.

Madness can only be written in blood. //#1 in Horror, #1 in Action, #34 in Humour and WATTY AWARD WINNER: One of the Most Addictive Stories of 2014 and Featured Story//A Horror Comedy by 8tracks// You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. An adventure in which she takes great pleasure in seeing a whole lot of blood. CAUTION: Contains sick humour and terrifying insanity. Thus, no lighthearted readers allowed. // Are you ready? Because "some say to survive, you have to be Mad As A Hatter." Cover by @xHeyItsAnnax amazing trailer by @carpe-di3m

I've turned into trash for this show- I'm emotionally attached to these characters, and I just need Mike and El to eat all the eggo waffles together...

What if someone who can't exist, turns up across the street from you and asks you to run away and have adventures with him? What would you do then?

Her last mission with the eleventh Doctor, Clara finds herself on the mirage planet Malosha where anything can happen. She's faced with the Bad Wolf memory, The Doctor's changing face and so much more. Dedicated to Matt Smith. We will all miss you so much. All characters belong to the Doctor Who association

Riley, a run down adult with no where to go, finds herself meeting a strange and awkward man. When he takes her away on an adventure she runs away forever forgetting her past and moving on to something new. How will her life end up?

Fellow whovians listen up! in this book, i will tell you things you may not have realized and other things that make my fan-girl mode activate, enjoy :D

Hayden was cursed with nightmares. She had been ever since she was a kid. Then one day a tweed wearing weirdo comes up and basically admits his undying love for her before disappearing completely. The next day, he comes back to act as her substitute therapist and pretends that he knows nothing about her. Hayden believes he's either on drugs or is an alcoholic. But then he takes her away to show her the wonders of the universe and discover the mysteries in Hayden's life. Who knows what will happen? [AMAZING COVER MADE BY @_daunicorn !!!!]