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Wattpad's Dirty Little Secrets by altarviolence
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"OMG your work is so fugly." "Can that bitch even write?" "She wrote what?" "Oh gurl, hold me back." "Have you even seen a story so bad, you just want to like, die?" "I'm the baddest bad bitch on Wattpad. Bow down bitches!" "Follow me, read, comment and vote on all the chapters of my story, or else I'll kill my family and my cat. You have three hours." Welcome to the world of Wattpad. Enjoy your stay and try not to lose your sanity. ***If you're easily offended, don't read the book. If you do, and get offended, you can comment. Just don't go apeshit with it, and if you do... let's not even go there.
Let's Rant || by explicitjen
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{[problems.]} a book for all the wtf moments.
RANTS//COMPLETED by moaningxmendes
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a book of rants and random thoughts
Black Girl Bible by FeistyPisces2
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We refuse to be muted! For all my beautiful brown sistas who need some uplifting or encouragement. We all need love. ♡ And we shall not be judged by the color of our skin or the gender we are. Black women are beautiful and strong!!! New cover created by @InvincibleWanderer
Awkward Things Only Girls Will Understand by rainwriter165
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Basically this is just a book filled with awkward moments that I (a girl) experience.
Things Wattpad Writers Do by howto_
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Wattpad is a site with two main groups of people- the writers and the readers. And then there are some other people who have anon accounts and all that stuff. Anyway, this book will delve into all things that Wattpad writers know to be true, and may prepare some of you readers who are about to start writing.
The pros and cons of Wattpad by thiccumz
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Cliche is kinda okay
Teaching At An All Boys School  by xThePineappleGirlx
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|| Highest Rank - #1 in Teen Fiction || Coral Stewart is a nerdy seventeen year old girl who is way too smart for her own good. She has already graduated and has been hired at St Martin's, an all boys school. The only problem with this is that she has to attempt to teach four boys History - and trust me when I say they are not going to make it easy for her. One nerdy girl. Four perverted boys. One History lesson every Friday. What could possibly go wrong? *=*=*=* Warning: There's gonna be dramaaaaa [Completed] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan
Wattpad   Clichés by popularandalone
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This story will list all of the most cliché things that authors on Wattpad write about. Please DO NOT TAKE ANY OF MY IDEAS, or take offense if you have written a book with anything on this list. The more cliché the Wattpad story, the better. ⚠️WARNING IF YOU ARE NOT AN EXPERIENCED WATTPAD READER SOME OF THE CONTENTS IN THIS BOOK MAY NOT MAKE SENSE⚠️
Types Of People On Wattpad by howto_
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Wattpad is like a dysfunctional family that seems to have a family gathering all year round... And some of them write stories. What I'm trying to say is that there are many types of people on Wattpad and some of them are pretty funny.