The glorious 1800s. When makeup was created by toxic berries and unknown chemicals. When witches were burnt at the stake (in secret), and executions were made public. And when families shared the same tub of hot water. Ever wondered how it would be like to live in the 19th century? Kylie Jenner certainly hasn't. But one day, when she falls through the concept of time, Kylie faces a whole different world. A world she does not wish to live in. There, she is greeted by a seventeen-year-old girl named Mae, who is the daughter from the Ruth-residence. She is curious of what creature Kylie is and where she has come from. Even so, Kylie look upon her as a friend - if only for a short moment - because of her hospitality and politeness. How will Miss Jenner survive on porridge that you have to scrape off the mouldy layer on the top before you can eat it? Is there even cutlery?? Kylie has no idea. But one thing she does know; and that is that she is screwed. And yes, there will be pirates. ///***/// This story is not edited! I will fix the flaws and mistakes later on. Updates are not only on fridays anymore, but are published whenever I have finished a chapter. This is for faster updates.

*Update-- this was my first story I ever wrote & completed. It was 2016, and I was 17- so I apologize in advance for some of the potential cringe-factor you may encounter 😬 Thanks!* Meet Kyleigh Hawthorne. She's The New Girl At The Local High School, And She's The Type Of Smart-Ass Girl That Doesn't Take Any Shit, And Doesn't Like To Associate With Players... Until She Meets Conner And Cory Shaw. Meet Cory And Conner Shaw- Her Next Door Neighbors. They're The Top Dogs Of The High School- Parties, Casual Sex, Drinking, Girls. They Are The Most Popular Guys, And The Definition Of Players. So... What Happens When The Infallible Cory Shaw Starts Taking A Specific Interest In Kyleigh? Insert Cassie Sanders. The IT Girl. The Main Bitch. She's Jealous, And Out To Make Kyleigh's Life Hell, One Way Or Another. Will Kyleigh Make It Through Cassie's Reign Of Bitchiness? Will Cory Ever Get His Chance, Or Will He Be Written Off As Just A Heartbreaker? Read Now, And Lose Yourself!

[WINNER OF BEST HISTORICAL FICTION STORY IN THE FICTION AWARDS] There is a story that has been whispered into ear after ear across many countries. It's a sad but hopeful story, the story of The Lost Princess of Scotland. You should know that the story I am about to tell you is true. The horrific events within said story are real, however I should inform you that some details have been altered and exaggerated over the passing years so believe as much as you wish... ~~~ Seventeen years after the tragic attack on the Scottish Kingdom, Rosalie is leading a simple life with her Aunt and Uncle in England. Their lives are soon turned upside down when an unwelcome visitor calls upon their cottage. Running for her life Rose stumbles upon the help of Georgiana, Princess of England. Introduced to a whole new way of life, Rose finds herself falling for Georgiana's older brother, Alexander. Lust and power are a dangerous combination and Rose soon finds herself caught in the middle of a treacherous plot. The Kingdom may not be the safest place to stay after all. [[word count: 50,000-100,000 words]]

Guess the top hits from 2013 to 2015. Highest ranking: #2 in Guess The Song | Completed |

When Colonel Steve Trevor crash-lands into the mythical island of Themyscira, he meets its princess, Diana, who is embroiled in a hostile civil conflict instigated by the fearsome Silver Swan. Disclaimer. Wonder Woman: The Heiress is a work of fan fiction using characters from Wonder Woman, which is owned by DC Comics.

[[FEEL FREE TO USE THESE ON PEOPLE I DONT MIND]] [[ANOTHER WARNING< DUE TO LATE NIGHT PRODUCTIONS< THERE WILL BE TYPOS, JUST WARNING YA]] Know anybody who dislikes puns and want to ignore them? Have that one person you want to impress that likes puns? Or are you just bored and found this? Well it's up to you but come inside to find a crapton of bad puns and good puns and a lot of horrifying jokes just to begin with. Hope you enjoy! Read at you're own risk. *Typos because i wrote 100 percent of these at like, 2 in the morning and running off 2 liters of caffeine I cri

Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.