"do i seriously have to walk to the mailbox shirtless every morning just to get your attention?" {lophie} {warning; slight smut, sexual content, you get it} ©loudluke

"Why don't you just do everyone a favour and go kill yourself?" "You know what, I think I will." Tonight everyone will get their wish because i've got a whole list of ways to end everything and each of them look so tempting... Updates every Sunday