"Police! Open up!" I yell, banging again. I steel myself as this time I hear the locks click-clunk and see the door pull back slowly to reveal a half-naked blond bear of a man, who fucking towers over me. He's standing, blocking the doorway, with a frying pan in one hand and an aerosol can in the other. His face is flushed, his chest heaving with exertion, eyes wide with adrenaline, and his bare torso is glistening with sweat. He adjusts the grip on the pan and I see the muscles of that arm ripple underneath the monochrome sleeve that adorns it. Shit. Why the fuck did I not call for back up? (Aka the failed one shot. From the ship that sails itself.) Some content is mature. Caution advised, but specific trigger warnings will be given where appropriate. Note: AWOOGA is used to label the dirrrrrrty chapters.

When Mitch and Scott meet as college roommates, they're not sure what to make of each other. They're so different; Mitch is tiny and alternative and sarcastic and gay as a meatball, and Scott is absolutely positive he's straight as can be. Yet through a shared love of Queen Bey and a few of those spill-your-guts late night college talks, they forge a strong friendship, and from there... Well. Gay shit happens.

Mitch is a junior at NYU majoring in fashion. He takes an intro to cinema class for fun, but what's NOT fun is how hard he's crushing on the hot grad student teaching it. Okay, maybe it's kinda fun. FLUFFY because I'm me, but also vaguely angsty. This fic would probably be classified as student/teacher, but even if that's not normally your cup of tea, you might like this one. It's really not gross or uncomfy and they're aged 21 and 24 so there's nothing sketchy. Updates at least once a week!

Scott Hoying hasn't been in love that many times. When he gets married Scott thinks he's done with dating. Then something happens and he has to start over completely. When he meets Mitch Grassi he thinks his search might be over again. But will Mitch and his two kids agree? Cover: @_RedPanda___

"we should call a sex hotline!" surprisingly, it was the best worst idea.

n. // the state of having mixed feelings or contradictory ideas about something or someone.

Mitch Grassi is one of the handfuls of students that got accepted into Martian high school's foreign exchange program. Scott Hoying lives a perfectly average life before Mitch shows up a few weeks before summer break will end. He's working double shifts as a smoothie shop while acting as the captain of the Martian soccer league. Not to mention that Scott feels like he's raising his half-sister while his mom works endless shirts. Adding another aspect of drama into his life is not something Scott wants, well that was true before he met Mitch Grassi.