DISCLAIMER AS OF MARCH 2017: i wrote most of this over 2 years ago when i thought i was all that and was still very young and kinda cringy but still, i hope you like it !! -- daniel james howell. the one who's always trying to get you in bed with him. every girl at ashlen high is in love with him and slept with him, trying to win his heart. everyone except you and friends april and franki. he's the bad boy- who lives next door to you. and he's trying to get your attention. one faithful night dan and his friends have a party. but when you catch him in your room at 1am is moment your life gets flipped upside down by a certain brown eyed bad boy. things happen in the process including a serial killer and a few other mishaps.. will you survive the rest of senior year or get caught up in dan? © marissa| spideyhoco 2015-2016 started: september 14, 2015 completed: february 15, 2016

Ellie is a part time stripper, she's not proud of it, but it's what she does for money. It pays the rent and food, so all in all, it isn't that bad. She's hired for a job for someone's 22nd birthday party, and obviously, she goes. How else would she keep her job? When she shows up, she finds it's none other than Dan Howell's birthday party, yet he had no idea there would be a stripper. Dan is a YouTuber. Turning 22, time to break out the Taylor Swift song, right? Well, if you thought that, then you'd be wrong. He wants to spend his 22nd birthday lying alone in bed alone. No one around to talk to, nothing. After all, he is trying to deal with depression right now, and YouTube helps a bit, but there's still something missing.

"Are you a virgin?" "Sir, is that appropriate?" ____

You meet Dan and Phil at a party and they both end up falling in love with you. But you can't love two people at once... Find out what happens in "Unforgiving" by whxts_ xp 2017©

~ SEQUEL TO 'If We Just Lay Here' ~ It's time for a brand new start at life but when you find that you're working alongside the person who you swore you'd never see again, you fear that you'll just fall apart. You have both changed so much since you last saw each other and getting back to where you started is going to be a challenge. Will Dan make you fall for him all over again or like before, will it result in tears and heartache? Find out and enjoy!

Dan Howell has been your best friend since forever! You are so comfortable when you are around him but you have finally realised that you can't stay in the friendzone for much longer as you are crazily in love with him and something tells you that he feels the same way. But with Dan's career becoming busier and more distractions getting in the way of your relationship, will you manage to escape the friendzone and if not, will things ever be the same again? Find out and enjoy ;)

Dan Howell has telekinesis - a power just like out of a comic book. Yet instead of protecting the universe as a brave superhero, he hides. He hides his power and himself, fearing nothing more than getting attached to somebody and dragging them down. Of course, Phil Lester, the new kid in school, just had to come waltzing in, destroying his entire view on nearly everything in the worst (and best) ways possible. Phil's like a drug, and boy, is Dan addicted. Warning: contains self harm, depression, boyxboy, references towards abuse, and other possible triggers or content you may not be comfortable with. you can message me in private for the specifics if you feel you need it and remember to stay safe. (Top: #89 in Fanfiction, #1 in Phan!)

Another book to fill your heart with Dan and Phil :D I've searched for the memes so you don't have to :) PLEASE NOTE: I do not take credit of these memes. I did not make them so credits to the owner. I'm purely just sharing them.

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A simple 4 chapter story. If you know Dan Howell, you know the Internet Support Group and Phan. And you will find out the rest if you read.