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  • Illegal love (COMPLETED)(ikexfirkle) {SOUTH PARK}
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    With Mr Garrison banishing all Canadians from South Park, Ike's normal life changes. Most of the things everyone else can do, Ike can't. One of the main things is he can't be in a relationship with any American. His boyfriend of 4 months is taken away from him, and if there seen together they'll be put in prison, thei...

  • Lipstick (COMPLETED)(South Park) {FirkleXIke}
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    "Lipstick claims things." The words from Henrietta clouded Firkle's mind as he finally made his move. As the goth grabbed Ike Broflovski by the shirt, he whispered one thing. "Mine." Then, they kissed. Firkle's purple lips stained Ike's, and Firkle broke away proud. He had just claimed Ike Broflovski, a boy he'd ha...

  • Possession (COMPLETED) (South Park) {DamienxPip}
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    When Gregory starts to notice that Pip Pirrup's behaviour has changed dramatically, he starts to ask questions. Questions he may never get the true answer too. Pip Pirrup has been possessed. Possessed by the Prince of Hell, Damien Thorn. COVER DRAWN BY @TOKIMASU

  • Ouija (COMPLETED)(South Park) {DamienxPip}
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    After playing with a Ouija Board, Phillip 'Pip' Pirrup finds a demon. Just casually sat on his bed. But not just any demon. The Prince, and future ruler, of Hell; Damien Thorne. Told Completely In Pip's Perspective. Under Editing

  • Angel Of Darkness (COMPLETED)(South Park) {DamienxPip}
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    Silky jet black hair Deep Crimson eyes Pale clear skin The coldest stare ever But somehow, when he looked at me his stare wasn't as cold.. Is this mystery person all in Pip's imagination? He seemed too real.. Pip remembered him sitting next to him at lunch, waiting at his locker after every class. He has to be real, b...

  • Talent Show {Completed}
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    South Park High School has a talent show, every single student in Mr. Garrison's class is being expected to participate, much to their dismay. Stan and Kyle have been a couple for a couple of years now and plan on entering together. Those plans are ruined when Bebe kisses Kyle and Stan saw. Without no explanation at a...

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  • I'll Follow You Into The Dark {Completed/Being Edited}
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    In a twisted night, Stan and Kyle confess their love for each other. Soon after, Stan is struck by a car and he gets amnesia.

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  • My Drunk Confession {Completed/Being Edited}
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    While at a high school party, Stan gets drunk and accidentally confesses his love for Kyle.

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  • Just Friends? {Completed}
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    What happens when Stan and Wendy break up, leaving Stan utterly heartless. What happens when his Super Best Friend Loves him? What happens on one fateful night at Starks pond with Stan and Kyle. One broken heart and one distant lover. Stan can't you realize Kyle had been here the whole time?

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  • Worth Living For {Completed}
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    Sixteen year old Kyle Broflovski has the perfect life. A loving Mom, Dad, younger brother and boyfriend. His whole life ahead of him and a future emending. But he is in a terrible car accident with his family and his boyfriend, Stan Marsh. The car accident causes him to have an out of body experience, and nobody can s...

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  • The Story Behind Stan Marsh {On Hold}
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    After Stan Marsh kills himself, Kyle Broflovski stops talking and about two weeks after Stan Marsh kills himself a mysterious package appears on Kyle Broflovski's doorway, in that package is Stan Marsh's diary, a diary indicating all of the things leading up to him killing himself over the past year.

  • Ask Craig and his 'non-friends'
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    Ask Craig and his non-friends anything you want! He will answer every single question with 100% honesty Signed: Clyde

  • Ask Craig and his 'Non-Friends' Vol.2
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    Because wattpad says 200 parts is too many. Bullshit. From now on, questions are answered here. -Craig

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  • Dear Craig Tucker {Completed/Being Edited}
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    Craig and Tweek are a match made in heaven, or so everybody thought. Tweek soon sees Craig cheating on him with Kenny. Not being able to take the pain, he attempted suicide, which failed. Craig doesn't know why Tweek broke up with him. Craig is soon exiled by his peers and Tweeks begins a letter. A letter explaining t...

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  • South Park: Rants and shit
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    Just random South Park related things. I'm bored and angry so why not

  • South Park Titanic
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    It's 1912 and the lives of several teens are about to change. They are about to board the RMS Titanic and all of their lives will soon be incredible altered. Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Eric Cartman, Leopold Stotch, Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak, Token Black, Clyde Donovan, Wendy Testaburger and Bebe Ste...

  • All Our Little Secrets {Completed/Being Edited}
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    While on a field trip, South Park High School's school bus skids on some ice and falls into the deep caves of the Colorado rockies. With no way out and the driver dead they lose all hope of every finding a way out or getting found. No food, No water, just all of the students are their own little tales as they all acce...

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  • The Person Inside {On Hold/Being Edited}
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    Each South Park character has a deep dark secret behind there lives. Every person has problems. On the outside they are the lovable characters they are. But on the inside behind closed doors they are their separate secret person. Featured: Stanley Randall Marsh, Kyle Adam Broflovski, Kenneth Jonathon McCorm...

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  • In Front of Everyone -Reader x Banana Bus Crew
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    You are a 17 year old going to a new school, trying to survive High school with the Banana Bus Crew bullying you! You make friends too, some you might already know...but still, they can't help you with the 8 of them on your back. The principal found out what's happening, what will the principal do? You'll find out! (A...

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  • Tumblr Text Posts!
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    Relatable and Hilarious tumblr text posts!

  • South Park: A Book To Piss Off The Fandom (COMPLETED)
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    UNDER EDITING - SPELLING ERRORS In this book, I have one ultimate goal: to piss of the fandom.

  • South Park: A book to discuss the fandom
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    Idea by me and @thecarttersshipper Debates and discussions about our characters, ships and whatever you desire! (Obviously has to be South Park related)

  • Dramatic: ACT I (COMPLETED)(South Park) {Boyxboy}
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    Craig and Clyde have done it now, they've pissed off the drama teacher. She isnt happy, and as a punishment she forces them to join in on this years production of Alice in Wonderland. Unfortunately for Craig, his old enemy Tweek Tweak is one of the star roles. As he is forced to help Tweek learn his lines, get him in...

  • Dramatic: ACT II (COMPLETED)(South Park) {Yaoi}
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    A new year means only one thing to Tweek Tweak, a new play. This year, means so much more to him, as said play happens to be his boyfriends favourite. Tweek is determined to snatch the lead male role of Scarecrow, but he's not the only one who yearns to play the character. As it's his favourite play, and he's recentl...

  • A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
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    I mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T HEAR AN ANSWER FROM YOU, AND I DON'T GOT NU TIME FOR YO ATTITUDE- oh...

  • RL's Emo Rant Book
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    Eh, We rage a lot. *Cuss words will be used.

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  • No Fun | BBS
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    This story is inspired by another story I have read and is based off of your character going to school with the vanossgaming crew. But what's bad about that is that their entire crew are the schools bullies. They picked on you and never seemed stopped. But that all changed quickly. CREDIT FOR COVER GOES TO ORIGINAL A...

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  • No Happiness | BBS (Book 2) ⚠️DISCONTINUED⚠️
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    Sequel to"No Fun | BBS". Death is just a word for someone who passes away. The person isn't truly dead, they're still there. People can die but come back to life. It's happened before. When we die, our physical body remains here on Earth, while our life energy (Prana-Shakti) is released into the universe. Basi...