Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Loki Laufeyson has finally been pardoned. After he saved his brother's life and was brought back from the brink of death by talented Asgardian healers, Odin decided that he would be forgiven for his wrongdoings as long as he never attempted to do the same ever again. Seline Volkov, a vampire who has lived on Midgard for over 900 years, was forced into a situation she had no hope of escaping. She fed on a man that had strange-tasting blood, and the next thing she knew, she was in the Asgardian dungeons. When Seline becomes a servant for Loki, he immediately takes a liking to her secretive ways. He knows that she is hiding something, and he will stop at nothing to figure out what it is. Though she is very subordinate, he is determined to make her more than a just a servant to him. However, what Loki doesn't know is that he has finally met his match, and in more ways than one. He seems to think that Midgardians are below him, but what he doesn't seem to realize is that Midgardians come in all different types. There are humans, vampires, lycans, witches... Every mystical creature that was supposedly a myth is real, and his servant happens to be one of the oldest ones in existence. But even with her strength and her power, Seline cannot hide who she is when she feeds for the first time in Asgard. And, unfortunately, the blood of a certain mischevious god is some of the best blood that she has ever come across.

The point of this is to make you smile. All I want is a smile on your face princess ^_^ and if it's a guy reading this well..... I just made it awkward (•_•)

Lucy is the top student in Fairy Tail High. She is the number one mage and number one in studies. All students admire her. However, she has one problem, she is shy and doesn't like to socialize a lot. Lucy isn't known for showing feelings to anyone as well. But why? Also, what secrets are hidden in her heart?.

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