Join Thanos as he noscopes some scrubs and dabs on the haters

Just your borderline fan fiction of two fast food restaurants being shipped together, especially the unlikely (I guess?) Hahaha, weird right?! Starbucks and Wendy's, please don't sue me or diss me like you're RiceGum or something. Also, RiceGum, please don't sue me. That is, if any of them ever read this fanfic, but I could see the employees at both restaurants enjoying this with there Happy Meals. Also, McDonalds, don't sue me. Art for this story was not created by me, I don't know the original artists either, but I don't take any credit any of the lovely pieces that are in this book. READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED FOR SOME EVENTS ARE VERY GRAPHIC. THIS FANFIC ALSO CONTAINS A DECENT AMOUNT OF PROFANITY!!! But we all know all the 11 year olds are going to read this piece of shit. Am I right or am I fucking right? Okay, let me shut the fuck up and enjoy the story... IF YOU ARE ENJOYING THE STORY, PLEASE VOTE ON IT!

This is the story of how my ass turned into a dolphin and we fell in love. Will our dolphin and human love survive or will he be turned to sushi while I am forever without an ass.

He clenched his fists. Red eyes becoming glazed. "Why'd it have to be you of all people." He growled. "Not you, Deku." His voice cracked slightly. I quickly looked down. I didn't want to see his expression. It'd probably hurt me too much. "Please... Not you," Unlike his usual voice that was filled with annoyance and aggressiveness, he sounded distressed. I stole a glance at him. I watched as tears had spilled down from his eyes. Kacchan never cries. Ever. ... No Quirks AU

[1st place BNHA Wattys General fanfics category] Izuku Midoriya is born with a rather peculiar quirk. After years of not finding out what his quirk was and the school bullies ragging on him, he finally decides that it was time to end it all. After attempting suicide he realizes that he cannot die, and due to some circumstances he needs to hide the true nature of his quirk. Immortality isn't as good as it appears to be... Cover by Undefmidi (Warning: mentions of suicide and depression are ahead) (Extremely slow updates)

Japan had this little power that allows him to see who someone will end up with. But each great power comes with some flaws, he can't see his strings. He doesn't know how many or who he could possibly end up with. Join the ride and watch what he'll do with these powers This is honestly one big shit post I made when I was like 13

Karkat visits Kankri in the dream bubbles, expecting a long lecture in triggers, but instead he's helped into realising who he was meant to be, and exactly how important he is. ((Second part to this story==> Karkat's Journey)) HOMESTUCK IS NOT MINE, THE CHARACTERS ALL BELONG TO ANDREW HUSSIE.

This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me. **READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Karkat and Dave) will be a dick about everything. Therefore I cannot stress this enough but if you cannot handle this book and reactions to a ship you may like, then don't read the book. Thank you.

Where my recent admiration of puns come together... Hopefully you find them as funny as I do...

"Those are bad puns, we don't laugh at them" -sarah