Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

The story is about an orphan, Oliver Twist, who endures a miserable existence in a workhouse and then is placed with an undertaker. He escapes and travels to London where he meets the Artful Dodger, leader of a gang of juvenile pickpockets. Naively unaware of their unlawful activities, Oliver is led to the lair of their elderly criminal trainer Fagin.

You've heard of when bad boy meets good girl....but have you heard of when bad girl meets good boy? When Nolan met Danielle he expected nothing. Little did he know this one girl would change his perfect five year plan. She was bad. Sexy and tattooed. She was everything Nolan was not. Nolan was a virgin while she was a sex goddess. He was afraid of needles while she was heavily tattooed. Coming from rich backgrounds Nolan was living life according to his parents. Also coming from a rich background Danielle was living life the way she wanted. Defying the rules. She ignored her socialite mother and did what she wanted when she wanted. She was going to live life with no rules. That was until she met Nolan. She's attracted to the shy cute man, nothing like what she's usually attracted to. He seems to captivate her. He changes the way she thinks. But will she change the way he thinks?

Stacey is the new girl at her new school and has recently moved from California to Western Australia. What happens next, will turn her whole life around..finding out she's not who she think she is and that she can't trust anyone... - An ian Somerhalder and nina dobrev book

"Falling in love is sometimes hard but worth it. It's takes time, but when you give your whole heart to someone, you know you're safe." You can't always believe in offers the internet presents to you, but when it is about winning a date with the man you love the most, you would do anything. Lisa, a small town girl,got a chance to go on a date with her favorite person in the world, but she got more than that. She found happiness and love, something she thought she would never find. Fame. Money. Things that have no value to famous actor, Ian Somerhalder. When one night, he encounters the most beautiful and humble woman he has ever seen, he just can't seem to stay away. So, what will happen between these two people from two different worlds? A whole roller coaster of emotions, that's what:.. Read more to find out!

Sage Prior's life was completely normal and she loved it. She was the most popular girl in school and college, had gotten engaged to the love of her life, and had an amazing yet annoying little sister, Riley Elena. But her life changed when her parents got murdered and she is forced to raise her younger sister and move to Atlanta, Georgia. What she doesn't know is that she will find someone who will change her life forever and someone who will try to end her life. She starts receiving letters she thinks are from her lover but are they actually from the murder whom followed her. And secrets to be revealed

"You do realize a journal is an extremely personal thing right?" His voice was raspy, low and threatening, making me take a step back in panic as he continued, "so my only question is why the fuck are you standing with mine?" - first book - - instagram acc: @thejournalofficial - - for extra material: arietem.wix.com/arietemx - All Rights Reserved 2013 © arietem

As a Muslim girl, marriage is one of Safia's biggest dreams. All her life she kept herself pure for her faith and her future husband. Although having never had experienced love, and occasionally doubting whether she will, Safia feels herself growing impatient being single. She then sends her family to search for 'the one.' Trusting her family, she decides to say yes to the first person her family finds for her. She believes she will get married and face all her problems with her husband by her side. Is it really as simple as that? Yusuf feels a void in his heart. He tries to deny it, but he knows his mother's not proud of him. He knows she wishes he could be a little more modern like his brother. He wanted his family to find him a wife while he could focus on his deen (faith), but his idea of a wife clashes with his mother's. Seeing that his family were struggling to find him someone he likes, he decides to take matters into his own hands. But is he rushing into decisions without thinking?

In the beginning he was sweet. Cute too. But then he became obsessed. With what you ask? Me and my heart. His Obsession. Alicia thought she had found the perfect boyfriend in her new school. He brought her chocolates and flowers, took pictures of them together, held her close protectively, and tries his best to steal her heart. That is until one day, he takes stealing her heart literally.