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Chanyeol, a popular idol, anonymously joins a groupchat all about how "PCY should go die" and meets his biggest hater: eatmybyuns. Little did eatmybyuns know that the person who went by the name "dumbo" (and undoubtedly the person who made him smile for no good reason), was the prime suspect of his 5-year grudge. ~ All credits of the plot go to exolimelight's ficfest. Other than that, plz no plagiarize thank THIS IS A TEXTING BOOK SO THERE'S LOTS OF CHAPTERS. WARNING: lots of swearing Started: January 10, 2018 Ended: May 19, 2018

Not many actually know, but Byun Baekhyun has a twin four minutes older than him; his name is Byun Baekgyu. So one day, when someone comes up to Baekhyun and confesses to him his undying love, Baekhyun immediately tells him that he has the wrong person. Instead of what he guesses is Baekgyu's ex-lover backing away, the guy begins insisting that Baekhyun is--in fact--Baekgyu and that he shouldn't be lying. After a phone call with his older brother, Baekhyun is given the task of pretending to be his twin for one whole year; until Baekgyu comes back from Tokyo. He is told to kiss, hug, and pretend to love someone he's barely just met. And to top it off? Baekgyu's ex-boyfriend is also his roommate. --------- Started- July 14, 2016 Ended- December 24, 2016 Please PM me if you want to translate it :) IF THIS STORY RELATES TO ANY OTHER, IT IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL (the plot line is cliché I know but everything contained in the chapters is from my imagination).

Baekhyun has magnaphallophobia. Magnaphallophobia (n.): extreme or irrational fear of large penises.

Chanyeol's a gangster and Baekhyun digs that.

بعد مرور خمس سنواتٍ، يقابل الشَاب الأمريكيّ، بارك تشانيول، حبّه من المدرسة الثانوية صُدفة لينتقل إلى سرداب عميق من الذكريات. وبعد أن تداعت الحدود الفاصلة بين الحقائق والأخيلة، العَقل والجنون يجد نفسه أمام معاناة حقيقيّة يحاول فيها العثور على ذاته التي فقدها بمرور تلكّ السنوات.