Funny jokes and texts
This book is filled with hilarious texts and all over funnies
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The Insults You Should Use (Completed)
Welcome to my book of amazing insults. The purpose of this story is to show people you can defend yourself using words.
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Best Pick Up Lines ✔
In this book you all will come across the most hilarious and corniest pickup line of all times that you don't wanna miss.
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Sarcasm And Sassy Sayings✔
Sarcasm. Comebacks, sarcastic answers and etc.. : Also I skipped number 80-89 and something else and only noticed after publishing.
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The Personal Assistant.
"James McGregor, CEO of McGregor industries, has passed away yesterday evening after a long battle with cancer. James McGregor, aged 63, was one of the-" Elizabeth shut the TV off, she couldn't bear to listen to this... She had been there when it happened, she did not need it to be repeated. Elizabeth Waverton had be...
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She Belongs To The Billionaire ✔
Billionaire's series ~ 1 Kara Wilson is your average twenty years old college student, striving to make herself and her family proud while currently studying Economics in the prestigious private University, Premiere University in Sicily, Italy. She gets along fine with everyone, well everyone except her mother's...
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Ties That Bind Us (EBOOK PUBLISHED)
It was one night. No names no feelings. But nothing is that simple when the impossibly hot stranger Ava encounters is heir to the Caponelli mafia... ***** Ava Moretti is a mafia princess with a fiery personality and an aversion to doing what she's told. Nick Caponelli is next-in-line to lead the Caponelli mafia - an...
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My Possessive Billionaire
Sophia will do anything to escape an arranged marriage to the arrogant billionaire, Enrique Monteiro, but he has more control than she knows. ***** Enrique Monteiro, a powerful Brazilian billionaire, has gotten everything he wanted in life. He has l...
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The Benefits of Sexting
SOON TO BE PUBLISHED BY W BY WATTPAD BOOKS! Danny's life gets turned upside down when she receives a mysterious sext from the school's notorious bad boy. ***** Danny Ashmore never imagined starting her senior year off with a broken heart and a pregn...
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She's With Me (Book 1, the With Me series)
She's With Me is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. Amelia Collins is in witness protection, starting at a new school in a small town. But when she becomes involved with the most infamous guy at school, she's reminded that she...
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Babysitting The Bad Boy
{#1 in teenagers} {#2 in fiction} {#2 in popular} "You better not tell anyone about this." "Aw why not? I'm sure your fandom of desperate girls would love to know that their precious prince charming needs a babysitter." I smile innocently back at his death glare. "I'm serious, nerd. I could make your life hell." ...
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Still With Me
Still With Me is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. In the third and final book of the "With Me" series, old and new dangers hide around every corner as Amelia and Aiden fight to stay above the drama that threatens to pull the...
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The Player Next Door ✓
[#1 Teen Fiction | #1 in Romance] Bad boy Luke Dawson is stuck living with clumsy nobody Millie Ripley for the summer. When she ran over his most prized possession, her world changed. She had to pay him back for every dime of damages, and the favors he called in weren't just about money. She had to pay him back, an...
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The badass in a new town
Amy was a girl that was kind hearted and did community service...... you actually believe that Amy is the total opposite she is a baddass and is filthy rich and lives by herself.Now imagine her going to a new school just because doing a prank on the principal. So that will be her 29 school being expelled so she has t...
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Agent Rogue
The best agents are the ones who don't question orders. They lack their own morals and trust their directors in the same way a dog trusts its master. Amber Knight is one of those agents. After being sent on a mission to retrieve rogue agent Derek Barnes, Agent Knight finds herself stranded across the sea with the arro...
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Quinn's Surprise
**ON HOLD** Quinn is your cliche jock, good looks, loads of money, and who can forget the line of girls who follow him everywhere. Jasmine is an average high school student, who wants to graduate and become successful. She is unaffected by Quinn's looks or money. But, what happens when Quinn throws a party, and tells...
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Runaway
I've been on the run for three years. I'm not the first, but I certainly won't be the last. For as long as I can remember, I had been experimented on, drugged to the brink of insanity, and tortured by someone I thought was my family. Boy, was I wrong. This isn't one of those stories where I suddenly get a huge b...
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Inside
Lakewood is no ordinary boarding school. No, it is the school for the rich and famous, students sent there by their parents to keep them out of the spotlight. The school has one main rule. That all that occurs there must be kept a secret within the school and must not be made public. But what happens when student, Lex...
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Royally Screwed
Alana has always found comfort in her bedroom, especially now with the Crown Prince of Greece warming her bed, but she never thought it'd spark disaster. *** Alana dislikes change. She's perfectly happy with her life until her father decides...
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The Bitch Is Back
Luna Adams was brutally traumatised by a Certain Six whom she, at the time, considered friends and confidants, at Westview High. In the end, after several traumatic incidents, she had been pushed beyond the limits that anybody could bear, and transferred at the end of sophomore year. Now, she's here for her senior yea...
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Bye, Bye Virginity
*WARNING: Written in 2008, some content may be offensive* Stasee is your typical shy, quiet teenage girl until the night her brother's best friend Damen Hurtz decides to finally acknowledge her existence. In a desperate attempt to gain his acceptance she allows him to take the one thing every girl values most...her...
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Best Savage Comebacks「COMPLETED」
➳ Best ➟ Savage ⤐ Comebacks *SEQUEL IS OUT!!!* Please check out my other books: + Best Savage Comebacks 2 + How To Make Wattpad Emojis + Blood Ribbon (I got all comebacks from the internet. Credit to the people who created the comebacks😇) Started: 07/08/2017 Ended: 03/09/2017
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Shatter ✔ #TheWattys2017
HIGHEST RANKING: #1 IN WEREWOLF [[*COMPLETED*]] Nova is the daughter of a Beta. And her mate? The Alphas first born son. When they discover what they are to each other, it's a little too late. Because her beloved mate has come home with his shame in tow. A she wolf he impregnated while training in the north for the su...
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Guns & Roses (WATTYS 2017)
| Snow White vs. A Poison Apple | .... Katya Emerson's worst fears had been realized: her no good father gained custody after her mother's sudden disappearance. Now living in inner city Chicago, she crosses the one person who could tear her life apart, but she isn't ready to back down yet. .... Luka Vincenzo...
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Doctors Orders
//Highest Rank: #5 in romance/#32 in teen fiction// He was notorious, seeming to have no care in the world. She was broken, still picking up the pieces of her past. What happens when they bump into each other, literally? An deniable sexual tension that you could cut with a ten blade. Vanessa Williams. A girl with eno...
