Saw this on Tumblr, decided to make this and see where it went. A rap battle featuring 2009!Dan, 2009!Phil, 2015!Dan, 2015!Phil, Dil, and the Lion.

Based on CrankThatFrank's "ANSWERING YOUR F*CKED UP QUESTIONS" video, I bring to you, "The Rainbow Fic"

Haikus of our lord and savior Guy Fieri