⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING⚠️ Burns, Comebacks, Jokes, Pick up lines. Come on, comment and vote! It's the full package! Updating everyday!😀 STILL TRIGGER WARNING DO NOT READ IF TRIGGERED EASILY! The jokes in this book are not meant to offend anyone, but obviously it will because it's 2017 and everyone is offended by everything😒 Anyway enjoy!😄

❁❁ "Knock, kno-" "Can you not" ❁❁ A book of 70 random, dirty, rude and funny knock knock jokes.. First Published: 9th of August 2015 Completed: 12th of December 2015

It's very cut and dry Roasts And Comebacks Also lol this book let my inner bad bitch shine through Share with your friends, familys, and pets if your that bored. I also dare all of you reading this to try out some of the roasts and comebacks in this book. Comment on the one you used and tell me what happened. Or you could just private DM me :) Also this book uses some "adult" language. |#208 in Humor 8/25/17| |#179 in Humor 8/26/16|

*•~ The second book "Funny Texts 2" is out now!~•* •~ATTENTION~• IF YOU CONTINUALLY CURSE IN THE COMMENTS, YOU WILL BE MUTED! Jokes, comebacks, funny, memes, teenage posts, you name it! I don't own any of the jokes in here. I will tell you if it is mine. If you own one of these posts and don't want it in this book, message me and I'll remove it. Everything in here is kid friendly. No curse words or anything bad. Also, no cursing or inappropriate comments in the book. If you do, it will be deleted right away. I'll also delete your comment if you have an inappropriate username or profile pic. You have been warned. And please remember to comment, leave a vote and share! :3

Some funny texts I read and thought I would write them. Hope you like them! I do not own these!!!! Sorry if I offend anyone.

FUNNY TEXTS FROM REAL PEOPLE! @mrgerkable.

Person: your a jerk Me: nice insult, Hannah Montana

Roses are red, violets are blue This book is crazy, I don't care, do you? Hey! That was admittedly real crappy. But yeah, this is a book of comebacks and insults of any scene or awkward moment. And poems: the roses and violets thingy. And random jokes. Credit will be given if I get a joke, comeback, or pick-up line from someone. Aaaaand 1 or 2 pickup lines Enjoy if you wish to read. Oh and credit will be given if I get a Comeback, Insult, or Pick-up Line from a book or an author. °°°°°°°°°°°°° Property of: whocaresnerdbrains15

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