jokes, imagine, and tumblr posts about the one direction boys and their fandom •credit to whoever wrote these•

Jami Manson is just another everyday spy. Never lived a normal life, but has to act like a normal girl. She's used to being sent around the world for missions, but now she has to be a... bodyguard? But not for anyone, but for five someones. Now she's being flown to England to be famous boy band One Direction's bodyguard. But there's a catch. She has to use a British accent, change her name, and try not to fall in love with any of the guys. While doing all this, she also has to act as one of the band members girlfriend so no fans will suspect anything...

❝ I'm 19 and I'm done with school---I don't want to go to college. Who needs to go to college anyway when you're a retired spy and has been appointed as a bodyguard to One Direction? ❞ Illustration by Jessica Durrant

Niall Horan works as a personal assistant for the boss he never met. He has no idea how his boss looks like; all he knows that he like his coffee black no sugar, turkey sandwich for breakfast, laundry and dry-cleaning thrice a week, and he has a beautiful cursive handwriting. But, his new boss knew everything about him from the Irish accent to his Nando's obsession to his right toe that is slightly longer than his left one. But that didn't stop Niall from finding out who is his boss. Little did he know that he is putting himself in danger, just for the sake of trying to catch a glimpse of Mr. Z Malik. And the only person that can save him is his boss. My Boss, My Hero.

   How would you feel if your family got in a car crash and died? Where would you go? What would you do? Meet Chloe Davis. She's 17. What she doesn't know, is that her long lost uncle is One Direction's manager. What happens when he's your God father, and you have to live with One Direction? Living with 5 boys is hard, but living with 5 gorgeous, famous, British/Irish guys is harder. 

Harry Styles is the 'Ladies man' of the world famous boy band One Direction, except nobody knows that it's not the ladies he's interested in. It's his band mate Niall Horan. What will happen if Niall finds out? Is the Awkward Harry Styles able to charm his way into Niall's personal life? Read on to find out more.

Emma always finds herself in the most awkward situations with her celebrity crush Liam Payne. While One Direction are on a 2 month break after their hectic tour schedule Liam seems to find the 17-year-old quirky little girl his only source of entertainment. But what happens when Emma realizes that her priority right now is her studies and NOT a member of a massively huge boyband who she's been obsessing over ever since she was 14? and how will Liam react to that? After turning 20 years old is he still the responsible daddy direction everyone thinks of him to be? Copyright © 2013 PJDirection All Rights Reserved

[PUBLISHED UNDER POP FICTION, AN IMPRINT OF SUMMIT MEDIA] One competition, one man, twenty-five women, and a bet. Zachary Astor wanted to be the Bachelor for one purpose alone: to prove to his friends that he can ditch twenty-five women without ever looking back at any of them. But will he stand on to his words when he meets Julianne Grey, the only woman who seems to regret being in the competition? Despite what he thinks, Zachary will find his thoughts preoccupied by the weird, silent, and mysterious girl he keeps on giving a rose much to his own amazement and her disappointment.

{book 5} - ❝ I'm Tammy Rodenhizer. Member of Prodigy. Rockstar. Rebel. And I don't trust you. I don't trust anyone and if you're wondering why, you're wasting your time for I'll never tell you. This is what I've become and this is all what I am today. And I'm content this way. I don't need anyone. ❞