"Y'know, I still can't believe you got pregnant by some hot sugar daddy." No one, and I mean NO ONE, plans to get pregnant by some random millionaire at a night club, get caught up in some "baby mama drama," battle paparazzi and fake news outlets, deal with toxic secretaries and fancy rich people parties that don't even serve chicken nuggets, get targeted by random bad guys who are secret closeted gays, or pull through the tough shit that comes with raising children. Kim Namjoon and Kim Seokjin didn't plan any of this. The only thing they don't regret is their beautiful children that came out if it. Or "Y'know, I still can't believe you got pregnant by some hot sugar daddy." A dramatic story in which Seokjin gets pregnant by a random guy who he met at a bar and ends up having five kids. What a comedic fate. •a dramatic, romantic comedy •Namjin © 2018-2021 book belongs to me, characters are FICTIONAL. Any plagerism will have consequences.

Being a bodyguard for a spoiled irresponsible kid is hard but Jung Hoseok knows how to punish the naughty people and Min Yoongi knows how to learn.

"do i have something in my face, since you're staring?„ "o-oh yeah, you've got some white paint in your lip.„ "that's sperm„ » in which yoongi is an artist and a devotee of sex and hoseok is a business student with the wrong dorm number. july 2017 - ? /translation can be found in my reading list\

When seokjin was given a mission to infiltrate the highly powerful mafia gang Bangtan. He expected an accident free task, not another mystery to unravel slow updates and unedited chapter :) Jin x bts

All Jin wants was a normal life. To fall in love, get married, have kids, start a family, your typical normal life. That's all Jin ever wanted.But Jin isn't a 100% normal let alone human with his mother being a psychic and his dad being a vampire. Despite knowing his parents real identities he is still not quite sure what exactly he is. His parents take him to a school for supernatural to help him figure out what he is. From Gods to werewolves, wizards and fairies,vampires to succubus, and even humans with special gifts this school has it all. But Can they really help Jin get him a normal life? (I hope that's a decent description)

"I'm straight! It's just that gay porn pays better."

"If this is what hell feels like, then I'm not afraid to die."

"You killed me, so now I'm here to haunt you - bitch."

"Why are you looking at me like you know who I am?" [Sequel to "Lust"]

"They say distance makes the heart grow stronger, but I hope it makes yours grow wiser."