The Azul Awards ~ Humour
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The Gangleader's Pact {#Wattys2017} by ieatgeniuses
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Imagine sitting on a curb waiting for your older brother to pick you up. Then imagine getting a briefcase thrown at your face, in which you are framed for stealing. Then getting punched in the boob and thrown into a van, and getting kidnapped by a gangleader. But don't worry, you get your revenge by putting a bullet through his ballsacks. ~~~~ Highest Ranking: #556 WARNING: THIS IS THE WEIRDEST SHIZZIZZLE YOU WILL PROBABLY EVER READ. **WINNER OF THE GLAM AWARDS** **RUNNER UP OF THE TINY TALE AWARDS**
I Speak Fluent Sarcasm by Geek_Girl_write
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Highest Rank: #24 in Humor Aylissa Leeton. The new girl to town. She is a hot blonde haired girl with bright blue eyes. She gets along with everyone. All the boys chase her. But she trusts nobody. Aylisa has a dark, terrifying mystery that stalks her, haunts her like an evil ghost. Will she ever be able to say those three words..to anyone? Jack Charming. Suiting his name, a green eyed and pink lipped boy. Tanned skin. He is kind and lovely, but mean and vicious. Dating the schools ruler, lie is good. Jack isn't used to sarcastic, rude girls who put up a fight. He is used to the easy, girls like his girlfriend Chelsea. So when the new girl arrives, a sarcastic excitement, his whole life turns around. Warning ⚠️ Mature Content! Collobarated with @NightmareWritezZx Cover by @onsra-
The Squirrel War by DarkePhysik
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Captain Acornia and all of her squirrels strive to survive from the hungry German Shepherd Zora. Credits to @That_Guitar_Girl for cover.
It's Thirdy ( Valentine's Day Third-wheel Escapade) by Joecrizan
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AWARDS given to It's Thirdy 1st Place *Small Time Writers Contest 2017' 2nd Place *The Golds Awards 2017 1st Place *Azul Awards 2017 3rd Place *The Freedom Awards 2017 The Most Original story Award *Eclipse Awards of Fall 2017 She loves February but not Valentine's day. Despite her not-so-favorite day she needs to do her part-time job, a third-wheel with camera, to capture sweet couple's moments everywhere they go around the campus during the whole day event organized by them, The Supreme Student Council. As she captures those sweet moments there will be someone who will be captured by her sweet smile at the moment. Photographs are not the only thing that can be developed but feelings too. But what are the chances that their own pictures will be as colorful as what they capture or will it be like old school photographs, dull and blurred? *** This story is my first work. so I hope you give it a chance. For those who love RomCom and a bit of teenage drama, I present you this story. It will be light and fun to read, as I hope so *wink*
The Burger King and Queen { HIATUS } by aquamarine_polaroid
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"This is Burger King, how may I help you?" "Hi, can I have one Whopper Sandwhich, a Classic Grilled Dog, one Garden Side Salad, a large Sprite along with a large cup of decaf coffee. Oh, can you throw in a large order of french fries and onion rings and one of your Dutch Apple Pies? Thanks." "Of course ma'am. Would you like Type 2 Diabetes along with your order as well?" "You know what? Make that TWO Garden Side Salads." {[]} {[]} {[]} {[]} {[]} {[]} {[]} {[]} {[]} It was just an order to Burger King that caused two teenager's lives to go through dramatic turmoil. From strangers to friends, then back to strangers. Phone calls, they're the real problems in life. {[]} {[]} {[]} {[]} {[]} {[]} {[]} {[]} {[]}
Stuck In A Cliche Love Story by emtayah
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❝There has to be some way to get out. There just has to be.❞ ❝Everybody says that. Then they realize they're stuck. And they stay stuck because they're too scared to do anything else.❞ At first it was like a dream come true... But it quickly turned into a nightmare. • |268 in Humor 10/12/17| |61 in Mystery/Thriller 1/18/18| •HUMOR AWARDS• 1st in Phoenix Awards 2nd in Elimination Awards 2nd in The Tick-Tock Awards 3rd in Sanguine Awards Paper Plane Awards Finalist