funny jokes not mine :-)

ATTENTION: all of these jokes in here are NOT mine. I don't know who they belong to but all I am saying is that these are not mine! THERE ARE NO BLONDE JOKES!! BLONDE JOKES ARE NOT AVAILABLE HERE. I'm a brunette yet I hate blonde jokes. Enjoy! I am gathering the funniest I could fine. Hopefully you will laugh because I love people when they laugh so yeah! Have a nice laugh and if you guys have any ideas for the joke book then comment or go into my message board and I'll dedicate that chapter to you!

Not Edited Completed as of July 23rd, 2018 12:48a.m "Marry me." "Excuse me? I'm sorry, I must have heard you wrong, say that again." "I said, marry me." "No." "It wasn't a question." *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* A one-night stand that would never be forgotten. She slept with a billionaire. Only Jessica didn't know it at the time, another thing she didn't know is that as she left that penthouse suite, she would be carrying the heir to a multi-billion dollar company. _~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~_ Billionaire Baby Daddy by CWrites1 All Rights Reserved 2015

Smart, beautiful, and cool Emma Bontenni has always been a target from the day she was born due to her family's abounding wealth and success it wasn't long before she herself became one of most successful business entrepreneur under 20. Now 18, her parents have decided to keep her safe due to her extreme success by enrolling in a public school called Viking Crest High, where she'll be under disguised as Dee King. But this cool, collected girl now has to face problems. Normal high school teenager problems. Especially when she meets a certain boy with the pretty eyes. Meet Izekeil Anex. A typical guy, that likes to blend in and get his last year or high school over with just like everyone else. Yet he meets beautiful, mysterious Dee King, and for some reason can't get her out of his mind! And the more he spends time with her, the more he wants to find out all about her. But what happens when he finds out that she's not really who she is, but a billionaire and an heiress as well?

A billionaire met a runaway bride. Their first meeting was literally filled with fire and explosion! In an accident where fate and destiny propelled them toward each other. Highest ranking: #1 Chicklit - April 5, 2017 ChickLit ranking: #37 - March 25, 2018 #35 - March 22, 2018 #4 - December 11, 2017

Cadence was a thief from the beginning of time. Leaving her alone but also the most dangerous thief around with her innocent dove like appearance. She is a cheater, a liar and barely making it despite her luck of being able to steal right under the noses of some of the wealthiest men in New York. But that might change as she meets Brad Degottè, the heir to the stingy billionaire Devon Degottè at a dating charity event. Expecting to attend for stealing purposes, she ends up as a date instead in the auction. So what will she do when Mr. Billionaire bids and wins her for a week of dating? Will she scheme to secretly rob him while his heart is raw from his fathers imminent death? Or will all bets be off due to heightened emotions? Emotions that neither want to admit exist between them?

A lawyer saves an abused woman from her husband and ends up falling in love with her.

What happens when you see your ex-husband after 5 and a half years. Read and find out

So many things you can find out and relate to in many funny ways... (Used to be Real Life Quote) (used to be I can relate)