Just a rant book... nothing more or nothing less. You can agree or disagree but remember, these are opinions. Translation: everything wrong with Naruto Fanfics Read at your own risk || examples of awful fanfics is posted here and criticized. _____ Highest Ranking: #3 in Rants Highest Ranking: #3 in Naruto Highest Ranking: #23 in Sakura I don't own Naruto or the concept of fanfics by any means. Read at your own risk.

A self-insertion into the Narutoverse. No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen. Not normally, at least. Not even rarely. It's an effect, not a cause. And I should have known that. The signs were there. The warnings were clear. I should have paid attention. No one just falls into another world. No one just falls into another world, and returns, I should say. Because I fell. And returning was impossible. (Rated T, Complete)

Sakura was tired. So very tired. And it's not even the type of tired you feel after a sleepless night. Or the type you feel after exercising. It's a deep rooted tired, that you feel in the very depths of your soul. That makes the seconds feel like minutes, the minutes feel like hours, the hours feel like days, and days feel like months. It's a type of tired that makes you wonder why you're still here. And the reason for this tiredness, is that Sakura simply cannot die. Well, she can die, but when she does, her life simply starts over. In her first life, she was a hopeless romantic, fallen head over heels for a certain Uchiha. In her second life, she was a confused scholar, searching for the reason of her rebirth. In her third life, she was a careless daredevil, showing no regard for her life. In her fourth life, she was moody, getting sick of this game. In her fifth life, she gave up hope, knowing that the process would always repeat itself. In her sixth life, she took a blade to herself, hoping to move on. She didn't. In her seventh life, she was a killer, a merciless assassin. In her eighth life, she was a traveler, searching the world for an answer. In her ninth life, she became a leader, her name known far and wide. In her tenth life, she was a civilian, a small, little nobody. Now her thirty third life has come to an end (she was a genius musician in this one), and something goes wrong in the rebirth process. To put it simply, the gods screwed up. They were careless with an especially important soul-an immortal soul. A soul that belonged to a person rebirthed so many times that her soul carried so much wisdom and knowledge that it needed special handling. In the end, they accidentally put her soul into another body. A body that was already occupied. A body belonging to none other than Madara Uchiha. *#1 in the madasaku tag, March 19, 2019!* *#2 in the narutofanfiction tag, May 23, 2019*

* THIS IS A COPYRIGHTED STORY OF MINE, MIDNIGHT_LILAC, PUBLISHED ON WATTPAD. IF YOU FIND IT ON ANY OTHER WEBSITE, IT HAS BEEN COPIED/REPUBLISHED WITHOUT MY CONSENT AND YOU ARE LIKELY AT A RISK OF A MALWARE ATTACK. IF YOU WISH TO READ THIS STORY IN ITS ORIGINAL, SAFE FORM, PLEASE GO TO WATTPAD * Uchiha Madara. He was one person that every single person in the world feared, right? WRONG!! There was one person, a very ordinary person who absolutely loved to annoy him to no end! Hard headed, prideful, never backing down with a fight; our Jung Mi Ho was the one person you could count on to send him into shock with sassy and comedic back answers! Of course, being Uchiha Madara, Mi Ho will obviously have difficulties handling him. Read on to see Madara as he deals with this loud mouthed and adamant girl that he surprisingly has a strange interest for! ~~~~~~~~~~ Naruto and all its franchise (C) Masashi Kishimoto OC and creative plot (C) Midnight_Lilac

"My name is... Otsukijou Aira." She hesitated but didn't see anything wrong with telling them her name. "Who are you? I've seen your coats on two men before in the Land of Waves." Surprise graced both of their faces for a moment before Itachi's cold facade came back in full force. "You are the one who met the Zombie duo and lived?" Kisame burst out laughing again. "This story has been going around the base for a while! They named you Fudou Oni, the motionless demon!" Aira chocked at the horrible title. "Excuse me?" "Kisame, we are taking her with us." *Sequel is entered in the NarutoWattyAwards 2019. Please vote on their page! It would mean so much!*

(Y/N) Hanninzowa is the daughter of nobility, her father and mother are nobles of Konoha. But when (Y/N) was six years old, her parents are murdered in front her own eyes. All she remembers is that they wore midnight black cloaks with blood red clouds. Seeking revenge for her parents death, (Y/N) strives to become the strongest kunoichi of Konoha. Along her journey she gains power and catches the eye of many ninjas. Reader x Various

* THIS IS A COPYRIGHTED STORY OF MINE, MIDNIGHT_LILAC, PUBLISHED ON WATTPAD. IF YOU FIND IT ON ANY OTHER WEBSITE, IT HAS BEEN COPIED/REPUBLISHED WITHOUT MY CONSENT AND YOU ARE LIKELY AT A RISK OF A MALWARE ATTACK. IF YOU WISH TO READ THIS STORY IN ITS ORIGINAL, SAFE FORM, PLEASE GO TO WATTPAD * A delicate blind girl. A ruthless powerful shinobi. An innocent heart. A manipulative mind. A healing caress. A rough dominating grip. During the time of war and fighting between clans, the weaker always obey the stronger. Those who cannot fight merely wish to survive through the endless clash and can only accept being controlled and satisfied with the limited freedom they have over their life. Then there are those who, with whatever skill and strength they have, wish to help others by relieving physical and emotional pain. One such clan caught in the endless clash for dominance, known far and wide for their vast chakra supply, their domineering physical strength and their frighteningly powerful pin wheeled blood red eyes, develops and interest in a unique healer. A healer whose skill seems to be no match even for those trained for years in medical ninjutsu. The reason? She uses her heart and not her eyes. However, it isn't only her skill in healing that seems to pique the interest of the Uchiha Clan leader. Uchiha Madara, a prideful man with powers unmatched by any other besides the Senju Clan leader, is unconsciously drawn to her warm and unconditionally caring personality. Seeking comfort and a sense of belonging in the arms of a delicate woman was not what he had planned for himself. But things never happen the way they are planned and they never will. And Uchiha Madara ends up with two people he considers so important that he will do anything in his power to protect them. ~~~~~~~~~~ Ranked #1 in Madara Naruto and all its franchise (C) Masashi Kishimoto san OC and creative plot (C) Midnight_Lilac

Hibiki Tsukino was never one to make friends. She has run all her life and wondered why she stays alive. She came up with four reasons; four reasons to live. When she is found by a Konoha ninja and forced to stay there as a genin, what will happen? What if she meets her reasons again? Will she be able to find more reasons? **Under major editing!! I wrote this when I was like 13 or smth so I'm rewriting a lot of it XD Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. I only own Hibiki and her storyline.

Was he always Alone ? Or was there a shadow following him everywhere ? ( Characters will Be a bit Off !!! (*≧▽≦)ﾉｼ There will be Angst ! And some X Tobirama on the ending Special Chapters= Lemons (유∀유|||) )

joining an organization isn't really bad especially if one of them happens to be your boyfriend. now the question is... just which one of them is your boyfriend?