❝This is IKEA's help center speaking. How may I help you?❞ ❝My testicle is stuck.❞ © sonderingly

❝Good morning. This is Target, how can I help you?❞ ❝Why do I have the sudden urge to kill my family?❞ ❝...Woah...well...shit. Ma'am, I think you dialed the wrong number.❞ ❝No. I dialed correctly. Are you any help?❞ ❝...No sé qué decir a esta chica loca.❞ In which a girl named Farah calls Target and meets a boy named Chance. Best Rank : #1 in Short Story (8/27/16)

Highest Ranks: #26 in shortstory!! 10.24.19 #84 in funny!! 7.10.19 [book one in the UPS series.] ••• somewhat wrong number. she answers. they talk. who knows what might happen. ••• cover by: @scrrilous i'm basically endorsing myself. [unedited]™

Grayson texted the wrong number and it goes on and on. [ COMPLETED ]

ғɪʀsᴛ, ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴀ sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ. ᴛʜᴇɴ, ʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ʟɪғᴇ. { ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇᴅ }

"Unknown Number, *ring ring* [Answers], "Hullo?"....."Hullo?".... "Candice? You sound funny..." "Candice who?" "Candice, you? Wait... Your not Candice.." [Unknown number hung up] g.g. x oc calling/texting x irl x social media

This is about a girl and a certain WDW member story of death drama breatal and more SMUT WILL BE IN HERE

in which she writes poems to show others they're not alone. all rights reserved 2016 LeiLani N. [Cover by @lets-defeat-the-huns] {Highest ranking: #21//poetry}

‣ Book Three in the 'Play' trilogy in which two broken teens move forward into their lives. All rights reserved © 2016 LeiLani Lopez {Highest Ranking: #55//shortstory & #18 rollercoaster} [Cover by @lets-defeat-the-huns] Warning :: If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad, you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack. To read this story in its original, safe, form, please go to: [http://my.w.tt/UiNb/CZTd32HvMz]

Taylor Herron, Zachs older sister comes to visit Zach in California and stays with the boys, but leaves with something more...