❝i've delicately chosen letters to form words and words to form sentences, each sentence a colorful paint stroke on the canvas of my mind.❞ [ #1 in poetry on 27/08/16 ]

I hate him with all my heart and soul. No, I despise him. I would never be with him nor befriend him. But since I do have leverage against him now... alright, let me blackmail the bad boy inside the chicken suit. ● Book 1 in The Suit Series (each book is a STANDALONE BOOK) ● HIGHEST RANKING: HUMOR #4

"But, I don't want to make them pay." "What?" "I don't wanna hurt them, or make them pay for what they've done to me, I just don't." "Hold on a second, you're telling me, that you don't want revenge on the people that have made your life a living hell since junior school?!" "Yes." "Why the fuck not?!" she growled. "Well, because, I believe in Karma." "What?" she paused, a small smile forming on her pretty face. "I believe that karma will deal with them, someday. Maybe not now, but one day, and if I'm lucky, I can watch it happen." "Oh, sweetheart," she purred, "That day, is sooner than you think, and birds what? You're gonna have a front row seat to the show." *** Highest rank: #4th in humor (on: 21.05.17) Winner of the emerald awards! (#1st in humor) Karma wears Stilettos, 2015 © All Rights Reserved.

Being best friends with an overprotective basketball captain, Chris, Callie hasn't had much experience with guys. But when a tournament starts and brings over another team to their school, she catches the attention of the rival team's captain, Daniel Scott who immediately gains an interest towards her. But what happens when she is forced to choose between Chris and Daniel when one needs her and she needs the other? Through a series of bets and games with these players, Callie's life becomes more difficult and twisted than she ever expected.

*CRINGE WARNING* This story was written when I was like 12, so I realize it sucks. "Your going to give me those points." He said. I crossed my arms. "Or what?" I asked. He looks around and didn't say anything. Embarrassing."That's what I thought." I reply. "Not so tough. Im not scared of you Kendall." What is he gonna do anyways? ____________________________________ Mary she is stuck with schools...bad boy. And the worst part of it is. That she's not only stuck with him as her partner but as his tutor also. With strange events and weird things...let's find out how Mary makes it through. Credits to AllAmericanNerd for the cover!

Jessica Carrey was just an average teenager. Her parents decided to send her and her little brother off to summer camp. This particular camp lasted for three months. Hayden Brown wasn't your typical teenager. He had a bad past. He is considered a bad boy. His parents were the owners of the summer camp, so ultimately, he had to attend. Will Jessica and Hayden get along? Or will the hate each other? You will just have to find out. (COMPLETED!)

THE YEAR is 1968 and the Swinging Sixties are still swinging - though not in Ireland. But wait! An old woman dies in a northern Irish town and her wake becomes a rendezvous for lesbians, bisexuals and political revolutionaries. And in there among them all is Jeremiah Coffey, lonely Jeremiah, an innocent abroad in his own country and hopelessly in love with the beautiful Aisling who swings both ways. And all this in holy Ireland. Hold on to your hats!

A complicated and utterly hilarious love story between the baddest boy of them all, Parker Reed and just an all round classic lass, Luna Dixon. Filled with many booty slaps and missing father figures, and the occasional hit single, by Kerri-Anne Reed, just to spice up the party. With a few pranks, dead teachers and the occasional copperoo along the way, this book is the epitome of comedy. "This was amazing, more!!! I need more!" - @Dark_Lord_Satan "Thanks for updating! I love this so much!" - @URINCONTROL "He's going to spank her!!" - @FreyaTheSlayer "So much drama!" - @ReadingIsMyPatchon PS. Tamika, you're not bloody stealthy mate! I know you're reading this you rat.

"What do you want?" She asked. Panicked, backing away. The vampire followed, stepping forward, dangerously close, looking her over. "You." His voice deep, growling. "Me?" "You." " Me? No, you don't. You think you do, but you don't. It is a mistake." "No it's not." "I came for you, Andie." He grabbed her by the waist, pulled her in close and nudged his face into her neck. "Oh god, don't bite her," Davis pleaded. "Please don't bite her." "Davis you are tired, go relax. Go back to her apartment and sleep." "No Davis, stay here." He left at the vampire's last word. "Please listen to me," she begged.Holding her hands up against his chest. "Shh shh shh. do not fear me." He assured her, whispering softly in her ear. Making her weak in the knees. "But I am afraid this is.'' She stuttered. ''This was. You see there was an accident. I sprayed you with a love potion." "A love potion? How sweet." He began to nibble at her neck. She could not help liking the way he felt against her. But quickly reminded herself. HE IS A VAMPIRE! "No really, it is not sweet at all. It was an accident. I had it in my bag thinking it was mace, I wanted to mace you," she explained. "I suppose that's nicer then," he said to her. "No, that's not nice at all. But you grabbed me, and well, that's what you deserved." "I was trying to warn you to run, meant you no harm." "No. I suppose you didn't, but you got sprayed, and now you love me, it is not real love." The vampire struggled to not laugh. Silly mortal. He let her go on. © Copyright 2014 Aronel Loni. All Rights Reserved.

NOW PUBLISHED BY SOURCEBOOKS FIRE! Sixteen-year-old Jackie Howard knows nothing about her new guardian Katherine Walter when she moves from New York to Colorado. After discovering that Katherine has twelve boys, Jackie fears that living in the Walter house isn't going to be easy. It's just icing on the cake that the boys look like models... Cover design by pizzazz-