alexa is an insomniac and carl has nightmares, they meet one night and the rest is history.

❝how did i get so lucky?" ". . . you stole my wallet, motherfucker.❞

The Southside Angels meet The Gallaghers. What could go wrong?

carl gallagher is chicago's biggest fuck boy. he's every girls dream and worst nightmare. he'll swoop you up for a night or two and drop you as soon as he gets bored. vanessa wilks is a popular target of his. no matter how hard he tries, she won't let him anywhere near her. but after carl's sudden return from juvi, will she give him a chance or shut his constant flirting up for good? [edited] [carl gallagher x oc] [top ranking: #1 CUTKOSKY FANFICTION]

••• I don't want your body but i hate to think about you with somebody else ••• If I had to pinpoint the exact moment when my ordinary life turned into the complete messy shit show that it is now, i would probably narrow it down to the time my best friend Carl Gallagher told me he had a girlfriend.

❝I'll make you a deal. You help me piss off my ex, and I'll help you piss off your parents.❞ ❝And how exactly would we do that?❞ ❝Easy. We fake date.❞ [on hold]

" my place or yours? " " huh? "