(A Phan and Kickthestickz.) Dan was walking home one day, when he heard a distant "meow," coming from down the alley. He explores a bit, and finds a little black and white cat with perky ears and a visible rib-cage. So, he naturally takes it to the vet, then home. And names it Phil.

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4

[Did he... Like me? I just shook it off]

If you're into texting phan, general phan, smut :) , or innocent!dan and fuckboy!phil and major daddy kinks then you've come to the right place

Phil Lester is sweet and cute; known for his kindness and enthusiasm. Dan Howell is a tough, cold outsider; known as the school's stereotypical 'bad boy'. But if he's so bad, then why on earth did he rescue Phil Lester and give him a smile which would melt anyone's heart?

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)

not for the incredibly squeamish, 18+, AU, uh yeah. phil is bored and shreds a papaya in a blender, and stuff follows up

[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016