"You're the merc with a mouth and I'm just a regular guy. Why are you so interested in me?" "Good question. Probably because you're zaddy as fuck and you make some mean chimichangas." - Where Louis is Deadpool, Harry is his enemy and they are both enchanted by Zayn, the deadpool fanatic and fantastic chef.

Zayn Malik is still a virgin at the age of twenty-one, and Harry, being the best mate that he is, is determined to change that. So he comes up with the great idea to hire an escort to show Zayn the ropes. Louis Tomlinson has been an escort for a few years now and would never make the painful mistake of falling for one of his clients again. But Zayn is different, and Louis soon finds himself falling deeper into the hole he's dug for himself with his lies and secrets. And climbing out this hole won't be easy.

BEFORE READING PLEASE KNOW THAT THIS CONTAINS ZOUIS!INCEST Louis Tomlinson is stuck in an unhappy arranged marriage with Harry Styles. It's not that Harry's bad or anything, he just had his eyes already set on someone. Zayn Payne, married to their business partner, Liam Payne. Zayn, his younger brother. Zayn, his flirty younger brother. Zayn, the center of all his fantasies. Zayn, someone who he used to have a forbidden affair with. Season 1 - COMPLETED Season 2 - ON GOING (FOUND IN THIS SAME BOOK)

Zayn is married to Louis but he can't help but fall in love with Harry. Contains: mpreg, strong language, mushy stuff, and smut ;)

Louis Tomlinson is a stripper known as "Gin" with a lot of pride. He practically owns the club, he's the one all the men come to see, and he knows it. Zayn Malik is a famous alternative R&B artist whose ego is bigger than his house. He always gets what he wants, and he wants that pretty little stripper called Gin. ©2016 Prisonerwithavision

Louis is a popular boy in his school , he has a lot of friends and his life is great. But what will happen if his homophobic parents found out that he's gay? ( I know his parents are probably not homophobic , it's only for the purpose of this story )

Louis has some problems... He is sensitive, flinches at touch, can't look in your eyes, has a bad stutter, doesn't have friends, and carries around a coin that calms him during a breakdown. When a popular lad named Zayn begins to talk to him, will he push him away or pull him closer? Will he ever not be considered a Freak?

"I can't have him until that thing he calls an older brother has a boyfriend. And that's where you come in." "Never in a million years." >>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<< Or, Liam secretly pays Zayn to date Louis so that he can be with Niall, Louis' innocent younger brother. The only issues are...Harry, the hopeless romantic, is in love with Niall. Zayn's only in it for the money, Liam's only in it for the sex, and Louis....well, Louis hates everybody. *1st place in The Bromance Awards: Season Two *Warning: Story contains bad language, and mild sexual content. ©2016 Prisonerwithavision

The Tomlinson-Malik's were a happy bunch, they were a family of five with almost no problems in the world. But when Louis' grandmother passes away, leaving her house to him, the family move to Louis' home town of Doncaster. But moving causes problems, problems the small family never dreamed of having to face.