"because as you know all too well, my dear phil, i sometimes want you to just drop dead." "ah, but you see, the feeling is mutual, howell." |serialkiller!phil x depressed!dan| |lowercase intended|

"you miss it; the bone-chilling thrill from the narrow escapism of outsmarting cops and the head-spinning adrenaline rush of hiding out in hotel room after hotel room. the blood-rushing high of pulling the trigger on your victim, just to go and do it all over again the next day. but you don't just miss it, you desire it. you need it." |lowercase intended| |sequel to drop dead|

Dan owns a popular flower shop and has more of a passion for flowers than he does for people. That is, until Phil stumbles into his shop - and consequently into his life as the two develop a fast friendship and Dan finds himself all but infatuated with him. But there's a problem: Phil's engaged and Dan is the florist for his wedding. And even more complications arise when Phil begins questioning everything he's ever known about love - and himself - when he realises that the path to true love isn't always... straight. (I would like to clarify that this is not my story and that I found it on archive of our own) ((Also, it was made by the user starsalign on archive of our own)) (((All of the chapters will be quite short)))

[completed] two strangers are stuck on an elevator on a rainy monday morning. confessions ensue. ; copyright © 2016

Dan and Phil are both seniors and active members of the drama club. This year, Dan fully intends to get the lead and take it away from Phil. However, when he finds out that Phil and him are casted as a couple, things get heated.

we were: strangers friends best friends lovers strangers, again -- [Dan x Reader] A story in which love is anything but easy, and the boy is the broken one. [For readers that are done with clichés.] -- fair warning brought to you from @magicalbeasts: hola, bitch get yo goddamn TISSUES

"Are you the devil?" "If you aren't a monster, then what are you? What can possibly be worse?" "A mad man." A Dan Howell fanfic. Warning Triggers: explicit language, sexual content, mental institutions, mental illnesses, drug use, gore. Mature content, some might find offensive. - Enjoy. ~ (Amazing cover by cliquot on Wattpad!)