donald trump is a piece of shit, women should rule the world, republicans lack empathy, america was never great, i miss obama, and i wanna move to canada. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

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(Rewrite of the 2nd joke book) This is the second joke book, continuing from the first! For those who've read the previous, some of the jokes will be from there, but I hope this won't bore you too much! *Disclaimer: Characters and jokes are not mine unless further indicated*

After six new boys meet (Y/n), they begin an unhealthy obsession over the female and soon take it too far. There's not much chance of her escaping their thoughts or hands but she's definitely going to try when she's had enough.

what the tittle says

Draco Malfoy and Apple: A Cheesy (No, APPELY) Love Story Read at your own risk, very weird :P NO SPOILERS INCLUDED (Yay) Yes, I ship Drapple. Lol. DRAPPLE 2 OUT NOW! DRAPPLE 3 COMING SOON! Visit my profile for more information. DRAPPLE: THE MOVIE COMING SOON! Visit my profile for more information. ALL CHARECTERS AND PLACES BELONG TO JK ROWLING. I HAVE MADE UP THE STORY FOR HUMOR AND ENTERTAINMENT. THIS PLOT DOES NOT HAPPEN IN THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS AT ALL, IT IS JUST A FANFICTION.

I'm fucking dead?????

So, Jason Dean gets another chance at life for being true to his love and the Devil let's him have another chance. Veronica left to heaven years ago. What will he do? Will he love again? Will he be too afraid to scare them off? How will you react and meet him? This story is a bit...unrealistic at first...I mean, HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO BRING HIM TO LIFE WITHOUT UNREALISM?! DO YOU WANT HIM TO LOVE YOU?! THEN THERE IS GONNA BE FICTION! anyway...Enjoy! AND I CLAIM ALL ARTWORK IT IS ALL MINE!! I WORKED HARD!!