Another weird fanfiction that I found online. This one is *ehem* very focused on blacks in Hogwarts. *cough* Black! Harry *cough* There are three books in the series- Imma Wiserd, imma wiserd da side storee: da tanksgivin crime, and imma wiserd: da first chrismas. Feel free to PM me if you find the third one. Fanfiction is not mine, it belongs to raveneagel.

There is an infestation in the White House, an infestation of love.

Pepe felt alone in life. He always had sad moments, but then, one day, a certain ogre came into his life somehow, and things changed...

The true Otp cringe.

Everything was going great for singer Tyler Joseph, until unexpected love tumbled-or buzzed-into his life, and in the form of a handsome blue-eyed bee. His world collapses around him as his Beeterophobic best friend Josh Dun turns his back on him, and he is forced to chose between his beloved wife, or the bee that has stolen his heart. And what happens when a few other bands intervene? Are Tyler and Barry truly meant to be, or will their love wither like un-pollinated flower? (2018 update: I wrote this in 2015 forgive me I regret nothing)

You make my body tick.

bobby is the biggest daddio in the world

- kiss my ass

Bob dies

THIS IS NOT MINE!!