Have you ever been in a insulting fight with someone, but you end up not having a insult to use or a comeback to use? Well, you'll need to read this book. This book has a bunch of: Jokes Insults Comebacks Pick Up Lines Racist Jokes Sometimes theory's Warning: some of these jokes, insults, and comebacks may be offensive to some people so if you are easily butt hurt I don't suggest you read this. Mostly insults and comebacks. Post are published daily, if not means I'm busy or to lazy to write

Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.

Christmas Break spent in the Netherlands sounds like the perfect way for Charlotte Wright to relax with her best friend - until she sees the family that they'll be spending Christmas with! Wolfram van der Waals makes no secret of the fact he isn't Charlotte's biggest fan, even though he's never met her before. A quitter may have given up on getting Wolf to like her, but Charlotte is determined to make it a very merry Christmas - and that includes getting Scrooge to crack a smile! Her efforts blow up in her face and with Christmas soured, she has no reason to think of Wolf in the ensuing five years that she's spent establishing her matchmaking business in New York City. Until one day he makes her an offer too good to refuse...

CAUTION MATURE CONTENT: 18 years or older advised Travis kissed his way down her stomach and pulled both or her hands into one of his when she tried to cover her stomach. We all have scars sweetpea. It makes us who we are and shows everyone else that we have conquered a trying time in our lives. He made his way down until he came to her slick folds and buried his face into her. Her back arched off the table as she felt an almost painful yet delicious sensation come over her.

In which a desperate teenage girl pesters a famous male celebrity asking to be his whore. Disclaimers: Mature and dark themes that may be triggering are touched upon in this book. You've been advised. All rights reserved.The copyright holder retains all the rights provided by copyright law, such as distribution, performance, and creation of their work.©

***READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! MATURE CONTENT WITHIN*** I've decided it's my turn to do some one shots. I've given a little thought to this and have decided that I'm gonna do them based on the games I used to play throughout my childhood. Be warned though they definitely have an adult spin on them. All the stories are consensual so please don't leave me comments that would state otherwise. -Simon Says (published) dedicated to TaurenDelight -Truth or Dare (published) dedicate to shorty2u21 -Mother May I (in the works) Seven minutes in heaven bxb -Hide and Seek -Twister -Spin the Bottle If you like what you read don't forget to vote! Please and Thank You New Updates for Let's Play A Game will be exclusive to Radish

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// A short erotica story // Kate is getting over a messy 5 months of two broken hearts. William is a womaniser that maybe finally met his one and only. >> This contains sexual intercourse and bad language, you have been warned! <<