Uchiha Sasuke gets a rude awakening when a little boy arrives at his office with a note saying "It's time to be a father bastard..." Is this a joke? Nope, its not even the beginning of whats to come. (Warning: Nothing serious only suggestive language. ~ I don't own the naruto franchise. Tis a fanfiction story I created.) (Undergoing rewrite for some parts)

"Last night was amazing. The whole day was amazing, right? After all, it was your birthday..." He raised the blade up behind his pet while he used his other hand to stroke the blondes whiskers with a thumb..."Why-Why are you trying to kill me then!"... (Waring: Lemons, Sasunaru, yaoi, action, agent, cross-dressing, exp-language.)

Sasuke is very quiet, rude, and stubborn. He rarely shows emotion, and is constantly annoyed with everyone's existence. All the females swoon over him with a simple glance. If Sasuke asks for something, he gets it with no problem. But when it comes to a certain blonde, Sasuke turns into a blushing, stuttering mess. - Warnings; OC Sasuke. SasUKE. Seme Naruto. Hard boy x boy action in later chapters. Cursing. GAY pairing. Don't like? Bye!

*blushes shyly* m-my bio

Sasuke is somehow turned into a small child with cat ears and a tail. Naruto must look after him but sasuke is still a duckbutt emo and naruto is still a ramen loving knucklehead can they learn to get along and maybe even love I suck at summaries please just read TTFN =3

Sasuke and Naruto had a bet. Guess who lost and had to carry a certain someone for the entire week.