I still remember the first time I passed you in the hall I turned around to look back at you but instead caught you doing the same I continued to class with a smirk plastered on my face the new girl falling for the school's quarterback It was an inevitability

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

"Hello?" "Is your house on fire?" "No...?" "Man, I thought it was because you're so dang hot." "I think you need to work on that." ... One prank call One girl One guy One great story ********* Cover by RaghaddMurad Highest Rating: #1 in short story

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