[ON HOLD] Darby Collins, a self proclaimed simpleton from a small village in northern Ireland, never suspected she would ever cross paths with anyone of a higher status. A chance trip to Dublin and spilled tea changes this when she finds herself face to shoe with no one other than Liam Payne. A media labeled "badass" with an even worse attitude, Liam seeks something in Darby past the initial awkwardness and mumbling. He sees something that will brighten his crumbling and now criminal reputation; that something being dollar signs. And lots of them. With much reluctance, Darby agrees to be Liam's accessory. The reason being that she deems it nothing more than a temporary gig. What she doesn't expect is that when the sun descends into the clouds and the cameras lose their flash, she is immersed into a world she has never known existed; one that involves the habitual use and trade of drugs, a frequent exchange of sex for money, and one where she finds herself "falling" down the stairs a lot more than usual. "And even throughout my downright and indisputable hatred, I found that both my body and heart bled for no one other than him." [WARNING: THIS STORY IS INTENDED FOR A MATURE AUDIENCE. IF YOU ARE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH SUBSTANCE ABUSE, VIOLENCE, CRIME, OR SEX, I ADVISE YOU TO READ SOMETHING ELSE.] [DISCLAIMER: THE CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY ARE NOT MEANT TO REFLECT THEIR REAL LIFE PERSONAS. I DO NOT CONDONE THE ACTIONS THEY PARTAKE IN. THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.] All Rights Reserved 2013 © BellaKramer

You don't know what's out in the world, until you witness it yourself. It may be hard to believe, but it becomes something you can't deny. He's not human. He's selfish, cocky and arrogant. She's human. She's guarded, hardheaded and stubborn. Her world was never supposed to collide with his. She was never supposed to fall in love. And he was never supposed to have a heart... © Intoxicatedd || 2013-2015 || P.s This book was written almost a whole decade ago so read at your own risk!

One Direction Dirty Imagines. I do not own any of these stories! :)

Evelyn is Simons daughter. He somehow managed to hide her. When she meets One Direction they aren't too thrilled. Let's just say they don't really like her after she announces that she's going on tour with them. Simon and her made a deal. She straightens out the boys and he donates one million to the charity she supports. She of course can't resist, but she loves her fun. She has this act to act like a bitch to them. She wants to see how they would treat her if she was a complete bitch. Living with these boys on a small tour bus, you have to fall for at least one of the guys. They're irresistible. The problem is she has to keep up her act and that the special boy has a girlfriend. Oh and did I forget to mention she's an ex spy? So what happens when one of the lads girlfriends are trying to kill them? Simple. Evelyn to the rescue but then what happens after that's all resolved? (wrote this when I was 13... excuse my mistakes anywhere in this book. Well, enjoy (: )

Free Jokes just For You. ♥

Love quotes? You have come to the right place my friend. Like a lot of readers/nerds/internet addicts I am in love with some of the quotes I find from places like TV shows, books, bands, inspirational famous people, and the like. You'll find some insults and comebacks floating around in here too somewhere, which I give you all permission to use against people that probably deserve being taken down a notch! *Also, if people have any requests, feel free to message me and I'll probably get round to doing it like two or three months later :) I'll dedicate the chapter you requested to you as well :)*

hey! here are some funny posts! im totally obsessed with these. i dunno why tho. but, if you want a great laugh read it! :D

-TAKING REQUESTS- Hey guys! I normally have loads of ideas but not enough to make a story so i always scrap them then i realised i could do this instead so this is basically just loads of *COUGHsexualCOUGH* 1D Slash shots i write when im bored, Im taking requests so like comment what bromances you ship. i hope they’re good and i hope you enjoy these one shots!!

Hailey Griffins wasn’t anyone special, she is an average 17 year old teenage girl, but not with the average amount of friends. Hailey isn’t the most liked person at school, in fact she hasn’t got friends, well she has one, but he doesn’t go to her school. In fact he is an online friend, whom Hailey constantly talks to; he goes by the name ‘MrNiceGuy101’. This mysterious boy and Hailey have never met, they haven’t got a clue what each other look like, and all they know is everything to do with each others lives. How this boy, has the best life going, he is the popular kid at school, he gets all the girls and everyone bows down to him. Also how Hailey gets bullied everyday by Zayn Malik and his friends, how she has a hard time at home and how horrid Hailey feels on the inside. Mystery guy wants to help, he helps Hailey with whatever he can to take some weight off her shoulder, and if that means doing her homework, or just talking to her for hours on end. He was absolutely happy with it. But does Hailey know who this mysterious guy is, and when she does find out, will they both want to stay in contact with each other?