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Are you ready for the best book you have ever read in the entire world???? Well your in the wrong place. I'm kidding. If you want jokes that make you roll on the floor laughing then here is your place. Make sure to comment, vote, obviously read and stay fantastic and awesome!!!! DISCLAIMER - THESE ARENT MINE Make sure to go and read Texts and Comebacks for more jokes!!!!!

Eggs Benedict: Hey, this is an ask or dare book or uh something *looks at notecards* Don't forget to try The Granny Smasher at Perkins? Who wrote these notes?! Baby: We'll try to answer anything you ask us! LolBit: LOL, so what are ya waiting for? Go ahead and read if you'd like! (The FNAF franchise and its characters belong to Scott Cawthon. Art is not mine) #4 in fivenightsatfreddys