Hey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that is to be expected after all. This was one of my first experiences with writing, so yeah. Also, sometimes (rarely now) I will use this book at a Voltron shitpost so... Yeah. Warnings are ALWAYS before the story and if there is some warnings I forgot it you would like me to add PLEASE MESSAGE ME! It is absolutely NO inconvenience for me, and as long as everyone here is having a good time and feels safe, that's all I care about. If you read all of that, thank you for taking time for that! If you're only just reading this, I would absolutely LOVE it if you at least skimmed over the paragraph above! -Adrian (previously Rowan, than Damion, then Rowan again because what's consistency) Disclaimer: I don't own most of the drawings or videos in this books, all credit towards the owners (and if you happen to know if some of the artists didn't want that picture reposted could you please let me know so I can remove it? Thanks!)

Dipper is an aspiring author looking for work on the sea for something to write about. He is going around a port city asking around on different ships one night when he stumbles upon she ship of the Demon of the North Seas, Captain Bill Cipher. He is taken prisoner for a night, not knowing whether he would live or die. But Bill allows him to live if he becomes part of the crew, and he starts taking a liking to the brunette. I said I was going to do a series of Billdip one-shots next but I lied (apparently). I got this idea and I couldn't stop myself! This is a thing that's happening now XD I'll still probably do the other thing on the side as well. Rating: 13+