Dear Reader, I'm sorry that the story you are about to read is unpleasant. It tells the tale of a young girl in a summer camp. Even though she is tough and smart, this summer will be an especially unfortunate one of her. When she exited the bus at the summer camp location at the edge of the huge lake surrounded by mountains, she had no idea that she will encounter a villain as well as heroes in a battle here that will consume her whole summer. It is my duty to write down this story, but there is nothing stopping you from shutting off your phone or laptop and to do something happy and fun. Due to security reasons I cannot tell you my name, but please believe me when I say this tale is real and accurate. With all due respect, N. // COMPLETED!

A revision of the story starting from the end of The Vile Village. Dunclet, Kladora, and a surprise couple later on. Uses details from the books and the tv show. Rated T for swearing. Universe*: This book is the start of my universe. If you see this marker, it means it is canon to my universe. *Disclaimer: I do not own A Series of Unfortunate Events. This is merely a fanfic.*

❝In which a celebrity dials a random number in hope of finding one last thing to make him smile before he commits suicide at the end of the month.❞ "I'm going to commit suicide in one months time." "I think you have the wrong number." "It can't be the wrong number Princess. I picked a random number from the catalog." "Why on earth would you do that?" "Because you, sweetheart, are now my own personal suicide helpline. Your job is to make the last month of my life worth living." ______________________

Her mother is embarrassed of her. Her father doesn't care about her. The rest of her family thinks she's a bad influence on the little ones. Society thinks she's a freak. She gets bullied at school for what she wears and listening to the wrong kind of music. Out of all this her best friend still thinks she's perfect, inside and out. She wants to get away from all the judgmental eyes and she's knows the perfect way. Suicide. She'll never commit it and leave him to defend for himself even though he says he'll be fine. But once she gets pushed over the edge, she goes as far as faking her suicide, with the help of her best friend. Jess and Ronnie have finally escaped judgmental Ohio and eloped to Rhode Island. What will they discover with their new found freedom? *Revising* DO NOT READ THIS OMG THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING WRITING I HAVE EVER DONE YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

The Silent Girl: quiet, abused, and suicidal The Boy Who Hears Things That Aren't There: lovesick, schizophrenic, and suicidal The Girl With the Weird Paintings: artist, anorexic, and suicidal The Last Person You'd Ever Expect: Footballer, gay, and suicidal ✖️✖️✖️ "We were essentially the breakfast club only we all wanted to kill ourselves at the same period of time."

su·i·cide; ˈso͞oiˌsīd/ [noun] 1. the action of killing oneself intentionally. 2. intentionally kill oneself. a story of a senior high school student faking her own death to reach out to other students. © 2014 by pariahs. All Rights Reserved cover by: -polaroids- Other # 23 / Teen Fiction # 107