When Holly went up to the surface to see Artemis she never expected to find that his music tastes went beyond Mozart and David Bowie (R.I.P). Now read as hearts are opened and secrets told as the music takes over. This is the first story I have had the chance to publish so I hope you enjoy. So you are aware, I do not own Artemis Fowl II or Captain Holly Short of the LEP. They are 'creations' of Mr Eoin Colfer (though personaly I believe it's all an elaborate cover up). But all the same, the story is mine. As Reece would say 'come up with your own dam dreams, this ones mine'.

This is a collection of one shots, head-canons, and general silliness about our favourite criminal mastermind and his companions. Most of these are inspired by the peasants of the Peasant Corner (You know who you are ;). Requests are encouraged and if you want me to turn any of these into full fan fictions then please message!

Set after the Last Guardian, Holly is instructed with a desk job: to help Artemis regain his memory. Holly doesn't expect much from the job, just boredom and a moment of jubilation when Artemis gets his memory back, then lives go back to normal, if you could call foiling evil normal. But Holly gets a lot more from these therapy sessions with the genius than she bargained for, the telling of the story gives her not-your-average trip back down memory lane and she discovers a lot of the genius' unreadable thoughts, and slowly gets his opinion of her, which grows from near nothing to something that Holly could never imagine. Holly, however, discovers a lot more about herself during these meetings and she slowly lets go of the past and thinks to the future. Needless to say, Artemis' therapy evenings become more and more about Holly as Artemis slowly comes to remember the elf he sees on a regular basis- and how much he loved her

A continuation of Artemis fowl and the last guardian. Hope you enjoy. All characters besides mine are from the author. I only own the storyline. Artemis is back but his memories are lost. His return could lead to a bigger problem for the others. Will butler's loyalty for Artemis save him, or will it destroy the world.

When Major Holly Short gets promoted to Commander of LEPRecon at Haven city, her friend Foaly, the tech-genius, delivers nothing but bad news. He relates to her the death of the human friend, Artemis Fowl's, father, and how Haven is under more danger. But the bad news doesn't end there for Holly... More human villains. Different colonies. New species. Higher technology. Shots in the dark. It's a brand new problem. Will the Haven Emergency Squad be able to relieve the rising tensions?

Artemis and Holly got married, but they have a secret. [UNEDITED and poorly written. Read at your own risk.]

Tell-tale signs of obsession with the book series Artemis Fowl. *Final part coming May 2020*

Truth or dare. Part two is by Daughter_of-Athena. I do not own Artemis Fowl or any of the characters from the series. Those belong to Eion Colfer. I just own the made up characters. Yeah....Have Fun!

This is a record of all the best Artemis Fowl x Holly Short ship moments throughout the books! (With some funnies too ',:^) )