Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

[ Highest Rank: #1 in Teen Fiction ] !! USED TO BE 'THE PLAYER STOPPED ME FROM JUMPING' !! !! NOW PUBLISHED ON AMAZON !! __________ Grace Parkinson doesn't know what it feels like to be happy. Living in a world where people aren't nice, where people aren't like the people in the movies, it makes her think that there is no such thing as happiness. Having no friends and not being able to talk to her mum about her problems since she has cancer doesn't even help her situation just a little bit at all. One day though, a certain player with blonde hair and blue eyes finds Grace leaning against the lockers, crying her problems away, and decides to help her. Since that day, you would expect things to go better but things don't get better, they get worse and when Grace finds herself about to jump off of the school building, thinking that the solution to her problems is death, the blonde player finds himself helping the lost girl again. The only question is: What will happen next?

Welcome to a book of random quotes and song lyrics! Hope you enjoy, my shining stars!

"See, I remember how you felt on that day, But I forget all the faces except one, And what hurts the most is that I'll never know what we could've been..." ••• In which a YouTube star meets a pop star and leaves an unshakable impression. What happens next? Especially when he doesn't even know her name. Highest Rank #121 in Fanfiction 10.4.17 Most Impressive Rank #1 in Socialmedia 6.28.18 Started 4.24.17 ||Ended 10.03.17 Copyright 2017 | ILLUMlNATE

She thought her dreams finally came true, she was mistaken.

{} The sequel of "Just friends..." {} *completed* After Shawn's large incedent, he lost all of his memory of Cadence and him. The chances of it returning, is pretty much impossible. Cadence goes back to Canada with out even trying to remind Shawn of who she is. Thinking it was for the best. But seeing him at school everyday made her break on the inside, little by little. But thankfully she had the wonderful Matthew Espinosa and Cameron Dallas to support her through it. As for Shawn and her, who knows how it will all play out...

I really wanted to meet my idol. He was the boy who inspired me to write music . Soon our hands will touch and I will have the smile . The one that can no other compare . When we meet I will let him know. His impact in my life.

When Megan is asked to babysit new neighbors that have just moved in next door, some things happen that she would never imagine. P.S. I wrote this in 7th grade rip but I'm making revisions atm :)

*completed* You never know what you have until you loose it. Cadence and Shawn have been friends for a long time, but what he doesn't understand is how much he means to her. After a huge Summer incident that somehow made it to the school their friendship breaks through awkwardness, leaving Cadence feeling ashamed of her feelings, and Shawn feeling guilty for all the drama that entered their lives... First book in this series. Second and third book is out! Promises (Shawn Mendes) Aftertaste (Shawn Mendes)