"A jerk to the world, a gentleman to his girl." ˖⋆࿐໋₊ #1 in bokunoheroacademia #1 in bakugou #1 in katsuki #1 in katsukibakugou #1 in bakugouxreader #1 in mha #1 in bnha #2 in anime #2 in xreader #2 in katsukixreader #2 in myheroacademia #3 in fanfiction #3 in fanfic ˖⋆࿐໋₊ ‼️ DISCLAIMER ‼️ I do not own any fanarts in the book. If you are one of the artists, I apologize if I offended you in any way and if you want me to take it down, I would gladly do so 🤗 ˖⋆࿐໋₊ ✎ᝰ┆4.20.20

[CURRENTLY ON HIATUS] The first thing a Pirate has to know is learn how to fall. The Granite Hills Pirates, a high school exy team, who are specialists in falling and failing, upholding the reputation of a lazy team full of losers. After the previous captain graduated, a new one full of desire to win replaced him, determined to change the team's reputation. James Fletcher, an english boy with more curses in his vocabulary than Shane has ever seen in his life, is also willing to wake the entire team up at 7pm everyday to make it happen. Shane McCarty, on the other hand, is not so thirsty for the victory per se, he just wants to see his captain happy. And maybe also gain a little bit of dignity. With the help of Coach Danielle Wilds, and a team full of fierce girls and angry boys, the Pirates will burn their way to the top. Or get burnt trying. Follow our heroes' quest to the victory, including sweaty boys kissing in the lockers, girls kicking ass, awesome LGBTQ+ people, and a #tired coach who knows better.

Nico di Angelo is a forensic pathologist, well, training to be one. He spends his days examining dead bodies and learning how they died. Pretty cool, right? Will Solace is training to be a nurse. His goal is to prevent as many bodies from needing to be examined as possible. He wanted to save people. When these two move in together, many adventures follow, because honestly, what else can you expect when two complete opposites try to coexist? As time goes on they learn that maybe they aren't so different after all. Characters belong to Rick Riordan, but the plot and all that belong to me. Also, none of the art belongs to me, I just find it on the interweb. I did make the cover, but again, images were not mine. I can't draw to save my life. (65,742 words)

(Book 2 of 2) Two years after your reawakening as a vampire, life seems to be going better than you ever thought it would be. You have a wonderful job, supportive friends, and of course a loving, if not grumpy, soulmate. But... if you've learned anything from your life, it's that happiness is not a constant. The world seems to take a turn when you least expect it: the nerves behind living in the human world as a supernatural, the return of enemies you had long thought were gone, the growing relationship among your friends, and Bakugou's own demons. Each threatening to bring your own world to a halt. And now... you must face your own new life and separate from your old one if you wish to continue living with those you care for. But that decision can only be made... if you feel like it's worth moving on and going forward with your heart set on a future with him. (A Vampire Bakugou Katsuki x Reader Soulmate AU) (Sequel to Blood Bond)

☆DISCLAIMER☆ THIS STORY ISN'T MINE IM POSTING THIS SO NOT ONLY EVERYONE ELSE CAN READ THIS BUT I CAN TOO. THIS IS MY FAVORITE BOOK SO I WANT TO KEEP IT ALIVE. PLEASE DON'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME also there are a few tiny typos in this that I fixed I hope that's okay There is now a new cover (credits at the end of description) if there are ANY problems with the cover, please let me know what's wrong with it and I'll fix it. Thank you all so much for taking as much interest in this story as me! ☆END OF DISCLAIMER☆ Also I don't have the original description so I'll just elaborate and use one I saw on another book "Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right? "Alright, it's a deal." Or: Lance makes the mistake of telling his mom he has a boyfriend coming home with him for Christmas. Keith makes the mistake of agreeing to be Lance's 'fake boyfriend' Credits to k-lance for the description If you see any typos you can comment of them and I'll fix it Credits to Ren for making the cover and wayward.mw for the art. I love this story more than life itself and my heart just can't get enough. I've read this story so many times and now you can too.

››› [COMPLETED] "Dear, Blonde Loud Next Door Neighbor, I see that you have your own boys volleyball team, that's nice. I hope you guys lose every game. Seriously, I watched your team, they kind of suck. Anyways, I'm writing this note to tell you that you're really annoying in the morning and afternoon and your kids are pretty aggressive, always yelling "DIE!" every five seconds. I also have, like, five of your volleyball balls somewhere in my backyard and one broke my window. You're paying. I'll send the bill in your address. Anyways, please control your voice level, your suck ass of children, their own voice levels and their crazy ass strength of throwing balls into my backyard and windows. Thank you. From, Me, your next door neighbor." In which, Shota Aizawa is a lazy 27-year-old author who takes months to write his stories and never ever leaves his house, unless if it's to see his editor, other than that he never leaves. Really, he stays inside all day. It's awful. Hizashi Yamada is an energetic volleyball coach who coaches-more like babysits-a bunch of rowdy teenage boys that gets into a bunch of hand fights, arguments and are not very good at playing volleyball, always throwing a ball in the direction into Shota's house. And Shota gets pretty freaking annoyed by them. "Dear, Lovely Neighbor, LMAO UR ALIVE, I THOUGHT U WUZ DEAD WTF. YO WASSUP!! YO FIND ME ON INSTA & WE'LL CHAT THERE ;P" ©AizawaShota, 2017 ✧ 10-08-17 ; 12-25-18 ✧Cover by @babyboyfelix ✧ Side ships [minor]: Shinsou x Midoriya, Todoroki x Kaminari, Bakugou x Kirishima, Iida x Uraraka

***VOTED BEST LAUGH BY WARRIORS WATTY AWARDS*** WELCOME TO THE ORIGINAL 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN!! THIS IS A BIG BOOK FULL OF SPOOFS! FOLLOW BRAMBLECLAW ON HIS ADVENTURES!! BUT MAKE SURE THAT YOU DONT TRY ANY OF THIS AT HOME! This book depicts highly trained professionals. If you would like to do a similar book to this, please PM me and I'll check it out! But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give me credit because I don't want any confusion! That's right. NO STEALY STEALY STALKERS. All of these spoofs I worked very hard on, and would appreciate it if there would be NO MORE COPIERS! I have already had too much of that. I THANK ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS FOR MAKING THIS BOOK SUCH A SUCCESS!!