Jokes and Puns

a hilarious little book of jokes and puns

His Mission

NOW PUBLISHED IN PAPERBACK ON AMAZON! Since the death of her father, Emily Wentworth has been living a home life full of abuse. She's managed to remain under the radar until she meets Jake Melvin, the local troublemaker. He's drawn to danger and he senses it surrounding Emily... It doesn't take long for Jake Melvin t...

The Chick Code

It's the CODE for all girls.... what else can I say? Isn't the title enough to describe it? =D

The Bro Code

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION The Bro Code says to leave no bro behind... But what happens when you have to choose between love and friendship? ***** Nick Maguire would never betray his best friends, Carter and Austin, by breaking The Bro Code, and he k...

Hating The Player

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Teen Fiction and #5 in Romance || Melody Carson has been in the same class as Tyson McCannon since primary school. She's watched him play with girls, set the school on fire, skip classes, prank teachers, smoke behind the school, break the law, get into fights with other guys for fun and even w...

It Started With A High Top

Anne De Ville is a do-the-same-thing-every-day kind of ordinary. On the one day she chooses to try and do something different, she ends up dropping her shoes down several flights of stairs, right onto the head of her crush-and her brother's best friend-Hunter Denegan. Will her Prince Charming look for the girl who lo...

I'm Back Bitches

"Hey there beautiful, wanna go out sometime?" He asked with a slight smirk. "With you?" I asked in a sweet voice. "Sure thing baby girl" He replied. I faced him, slightly moving closer. "You know what I really want?" I asked in a seductive tone. "Mhm?" he asked, his eyes filled with lust. I slowly leaned forward, plac...

The Rejects

They're Delinquents, The Rejects Of Society. Alternative To A Life In And Out Of Prison, Ashdean Is A Home For Young Offenders, No One Quite Knows What Lands You In A Place Like That But What People Do Know Is, The Kids That Live There Have The Potential To Be Dangerous. Very Dangerous. Apart From The Odd Police Car A...

Pick up lines/ poems

Hey guys! Hello my beautiful followers...I got these from my older sister, jinnyrod3

Teenage Girl Problems

Are you a teenage girl? If you are, did you know you probably have over 200 problems?

The Jerk Next Door

He had a mischevious look on his face. "What? I asked. "Well I think you deserve a punishment for dragging me into the shower with my boxers on while I could be sleeping right now.. Also for punching me... and for grabbing my dick." "What type of punishment?" His smirk grew even wider and he took a step forward. My he...

The Captains

A football player and a cheerleader. The ideal and stereotypical couple right? Think again. Grayson Cooper charming, attractive, and stereotypically arrogant. Grayson is the star quarterback of Ocean City High and the most popular guy. One of those guys that a girl would die if he even talked to them. However even...

Roommates (REWRITING)

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

I'm The Gang Leaders Possession

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Humor || Aria Daniels has one of the most vivacious personalities ever. She is a crazy teenage girl that is impossibly hard to drag down. So what happens when she finds a letter telling her that her brother has been kidnapped and won't be returned unless she pays sixty thousand dollars? She do...

Sugar Daddy (Harry Styles)

"You need the money, I got money, plenty of it. But baby girl you're going to have to do some chores for Daddy in return," he says while unclasping my lace bra. - Serena Danton, a broke waitress and aspiring model, gets whirled into an overwhelming amount of debt. Under a strict contract, Harry Styles, a famous, troub...

Chasing Red

It started on Wattpad but now is EVERYWHERE! with a published book, a captivating Webcomic on WEBTOON, and an upcoming film adaptation by Wattpad WEBTOON studios in Partnership with Stampede. Read, scroll, or watch - Enjoy this romance in any way you like. Stay tuned for film release updates! Basketball star Caleb Loc...

The Jerks Tried To Tame Me

Avery was not an average, well behaved 17-year-old girl living a happy life. She was an underground fighter, a street racer, and had even gotten mixed up in dangerous gangs. She was reckless, she was rude, and she was completely badass. The news of her delinquent behaviour had spread around the whole of London and aft...

My Fake Boyfriend

He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ear. "Shut up and kiss me" He whispered roughly. A chill shot up my spine. I pulled back, staring at his eyes and leaned in.. ********** What happens when Alexis Dawson- "r...

The bet

"Then, I remembered the bet, should I kiss him? Well a thousand dollars was on the line so I shyly walked up to him and pressed my lips against his. And that's when it happened." ************************ Sarah, was in her room with raven, Lisa, and Ella. Then when Sarah confessed that she hadn't had her first kiss an...

After Curfew

Willow's always been known as the good girl with the wealthy parents who could do no wrong. Little do they know that this seemingly perfect girl has some less than perfect secrets; and the fact that she's been sneaking out past curfew every night since the beginning of summer isn't the worst one. Distancing herself f...

Good Girl Gone Bad ✔️

[Completed and Rewritten] 2020 {Highest Ranking} #4 in back || #9 in regret Emily, never noticed. Josh, always noticed. Two different people who had absolutely nothing in common. But when everything falls apart, it seems like they can't solve it without each other. What will happen when the past catches up? Find o...

Teaching At An All Boys School

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Teen Fiction || Coral Stewart is a nerdy seventeen year old girl who is way too smart for her own good. She has already graduated and has been hired at St Martin's, an all boys school. The only problem with this is that she has to attempt to teach four boys History - and trust me when I say t...