Ever wanted to shag a sponge? Well now you can :D

just some memes and vines

Welcome to the completely random assortment of Shower Thoughts~ Nobody really reads descriptions, but if you are, hi and welcome! Thank you for deciding to come read my book :) I really hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it. __________ (PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING: None of these Shower Thoughts are from my own thoughts. They are from other sources online from way more creative people. I've just done the task of bringing them all together. Also, once you read this book, if you like it, book 2 is up now labeled as Shower Thoughts (book 2) Thanks! Enjoy!)

1.where's my glasses : there on your head: 2 glitter is my favorite color Keep in mind parts 1-20 was made when I was 10

Use only if brain is falling out or you suffer from boredemitis - a mental state caused by one too many boring math classes. Hopefully, this will make your time during Algebra more entertaining! (Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any injury or loss of life caused by attempting these. Do at own risk)

WELCOME PEOPLE OF THE CRACK AND THE HUMOREST, IT IS I, SHADOW PUPPET! THIS IS THE THIRD ONE NOW! ENJOY AND PLEASE LIKE! Eyeless Jack: I'M ON THE COVER FO ONCE, YUSSSSSSS SUCK ON THAT, TIMOTHY! *jumps* WOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Masky: I hate you........ so much....... Eyeless Jack: Jealous bitch *dances*

BROUGHT TO YOU BY CREEPYPASTA CRACK CRACK CRACK! Masky: Oh sweet Jesus, you actually did..... Hoodie: *CLAPS HANDS* Masky: *cries in corner*

HEYO, DID YA' MISS THE BOOK?! I MADE A NEW ONE! OF COURSE YOU DID! If you don't know what this is, you have to try the first one ever! Creepypasta CRACK CRACK CRACK! BEN: SHOPPING! *walks over me* Jeff: *is being dragged* Please no help me........ Trenderman: SHOPPIIIIING~! *walks over me* Me: *is trampled* https://www.wattpad.com/story/54506789-creepypasta-crack-crack-crack

Had to make a second book because the first one was too full, apparently 200 chapters is too much XD Enjoy! (Again, I do not own some pictures)