Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

Cake.

Donald was the cute transfer student from across town, but what happens after she meets the class rebel, Bernie sanders.

Pepe felt alone in life. He always had sad moments, but then, one day, a certain ogre came into his life somehow, and things changed...

Hillary sees you in the audience her only supporter and you see her stare into your eyes. You feel a spark like you've never felt before. Will senpai notice you? Edit: Holyyyyyyyy S*** Jenna Marbles freaking read this. People have read this on their YouTube channels. Why is this my legacy?

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

It's flavor master versus flavor master. After a long day in the ultimate cook off competition. World renowned chef Guy Fieri returns to his humble abode to relax and wipe away his meat sweats. Until, standing in the dark, he sees his ultimate rival, Gordon Ramsey. Seduction. Rivalry. Sex. Violence. And most of all? SPICE.

My name is Barrack Osama and recently I was elected as the new president of the United States. Me and my family were eager to move into our new house and start and start our new life. However we were applauded to discover someone was already in my house; his name was Cory. My family fears him and his charms so it falls upon me to throw him out so he's Cory out of the house, but this may prove more than difficult as well as dangerous. The more I seem to push him away the closer he gets to me. And the more I like.

I remember first seeing him on tv. His golden bleached spikes. His flaming Hawaiian shirt. That sexy scruffy beard. My heart felt as if it was being ripped out of my chest. It was not a feeling of pain but rather need. I needed to see him in person to find where my runaway heart was leading me. And see what this food enthusiast had planned for my heart. Would he make it a quick snack and throw it away after he's done? Or will he forever dine with me at the restaurant of love~? Only time will tell.

dr. phil takes a wild ride