Frank Iero, 17 years old, gets injuries randomly, out of the blue. He doesn't do them to himself and no one does them to him, that he knows of. He doesn't know why it happens, how it happens, and who or what is doing it to him. After a bad accident he's determined to find out what is happening, but is quite surprised by the source of his wounds.

1940's Frerard. Frank's the cop who went off the rails a few years ago after his wife was murdered by the main suspect that disappeared without a trace in the biggest case of his career. Now he's a shaky, coffee addict working for a small private detective agency in LA. When murders similar to the ones committed by the man that got away start to happen again, Frank takes on the case and is determined to solve it this time. However, his new assigned partner, Gerard, might cause a bit of a distraction...

Gerard thought that committing suicide would finally end it: no more pain, no more sorrow-nothing. The last thing he expected was to wake up in Hell, reborn as a demon under Lucifer's control. He is planning on ending himself-for good this time-when he runs into an angel named Frank. Even though it is forbidden, he can't resist spending time with him, and before he even realizes what is happening, he has fallen in love with this mysterious angel. Little does he know that their innocent romance is a part of something much greater which could ignite an all-out war between Heaven and Hell. ~~~ *trigger warning for suicidal thoughts and actions, violent scenes, and character deaths* Completed

Gee has an inconvenient tendency of digging his own grave. He'd better pray that Frank doesn't find out his secret, or that the truth isn't ugly enough to scare him away. (CG/l - A relationship in which one acts as a caregiver for their partner, who is childlike. It is NOT a relationship between a parent and a child, or between an adult and a minor as this relationship is often sexual. This is a type of BDSM that involves childlike things, such as stuffed animals and bed-time stories, along with parental obligations such as punishments.) Warning: this book is a TRAINWRECK (cover art and design by me)

"You see Frank, the void and me... ...we're old friends."

"Only douche bags wear sunglasses inside." "If I knew what one looked like, I might agree."

"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." When notorious pirate (and total asshole) Gerard Way snatches young, innocent Frank Iero from his tidy, planned-out life and deposits him on the infamous pirate ship, The Black Freighter, he is immersed in a world of deception, violence and sin. The thing is, though, he knows from the start that it won't be the fighting that destroys him-- it will be the loathing he and Gerard feel for each other that will tear him apart in the end.

Belleville's a usually quiet town, so quiet it's almost sketchy. Frank Iero has lived his eighteen years in the quiet and sketchy town of Belleville with nothing but stories to tell. Some of them so outrageous that they must be lies, right? Like the time Brendon Urie ignored Frank and Pete for six months to talk to Ryan Ross, right? Like the time when Pete Wentz was so hurt by the fact Brendon and Frank hung out without him that he made his way to Brendon's house, climbed a tree, fell off said tree and almost broke his arm, right? Or the time when Frank and Pete both accidentally unleashed a demon in the Iero household that created catastrophic consequences for all involved, right? Ah, nothing like a good old outrageous story. Right?

"It didn't feel right, nothing did anymore, the names and faces would jumble out through his ears at night anyway. They didn't fit right there, and Gerard knows they never will." YOU ASKED FOR IT AND I GAVE IT TO YOU. I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYONE WANTS KINKY STUFF BUT, KINKY STUFF SELLS, SO...