i made this shit in 7th grade please I'm a junior now no more stop reading

A story following the daily life of Robert the Tortilla Chip. (What am I doing with my life)

One of my favorite YouTubers RobertIDK made a joke about shipping himself with Yoshi (yes from Mario) and I took it seriously. So here's whatever the fuck this fanfic is. Also I apologize in advance I don't know wtf is wrong with me. Also as far as I know Robert dose not actually have a friend named Austin. Anyway I hope you enjoy but I doubt it.

One day, RobertIDK got wattpad

This is a thing I made to make people laugh. (But probably no one laughs because it's true to it's title) So, if you're feeling a little down, need a small pick-me-up, RUN. RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK.

Preferences for Thomas, Newt, Minho, Gally, and Alby girls! - discontinued -

He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ear. "Shut up and kiss me" He whispered roughly. A chill shot up my spine. I pulled back, staring at his eyes and leaned in.. ********** What happens when Alexis Dawson- "residential loser" of Redwood High, agrees to help Redwood High's player, Aaron Walker. How can she stop herself from falling for him? But it isn't all love and romance, Alexis has her own secret. Join them on the journey filled with jealousy, betrayal, trust, friendship and love. A little favour just got a whole lot more complicated.

Funny comebacks!

Here are some Anti-Jokes I've stumbled upon. Crude humor Mild um, stuff. Mild stuff. You probably shouldn't laugh at these but if you do, we can be buddies. Enjoy, Ella xx :D Humor #436

Enter a world in which Irish Ogres reign supreme. Follow JackShrekticEye as he defeats the evil Lord Markquaad.