Hajime Hinata's least favorite fictional character comes to life, as absurd as that may seem. And to make matters even worse, that character has vowed their life - their entire existence - into protecting Hajime. Warning: Lots of fluff and some scenes with blood. Also, I wrote this back in January of 2019 so the writing, in general, is rather gruesome. *cringes* Cover made by @macarxn Ended: 4-17-19 ________________ Currently under editing b/c writing at 1-2 AM in the morning and not looking twice at it before publishing is a great idea, you know.

They always said life was unfair. Shuichi Saihara is about to discover how true that statement is, and what it means to be forgotten as he tracks down a mystery left by his classmate Kokichi Ouma. -Playlist I used was created by Sumthin https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaLTPBcoIVEpOLEyxoIu5HRtiq7z8xKzq

"You mean Tweek? He's annoying," it was a lie, I could never think of Tweek as annoying, but at the time I just wanted to be accepted as a decent human being. Someone people would want to be around, "The only reason I hang out with him anymore is because of the free coffee. He's a freak, really."

According to multiple online sources, scientists know more about space than Earth's very own Ocean. In the town of South Park, no one really cared about things like that. Tweek Tweak certainly hadn't thought such odd information could be of any use to him. That is, until a new kid moves to town and shows him just how truly astounding the Heavens are.