Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]

What happened to master chief? War started on earth with the covenant and UNSC. An ODST is sent to find others to fight the covenant. While in space, captain Keys finds something that could save the rest. Hopefully Cortana is able to track it and find Master Chief. What is the UNSC hiding....

You might think that being the greatest cop in history is easy. Me, Kyle hawk, the greatest detective. The best of the best. Undefeated man. You must be kidding me. Well, you guessed wrong... Here's how it really went down. °° °° °° °° °° W͞a͞r͞n͞i͞n͞g͞: Readers discretion advised may contain physiological trauma... °° °° °° °° °°