Poems of darkness, hope, and my struggles with mental health. Trigger Warning: May contain allusions to self-harm.

War and destruction plague Ninjago. Lord Garmadon has united himself with the Skulken Empire and the only things that can stop him are four mystical weapons, but who can wield their power?

Guillerma didn't mean to kill the Chosen One. She was just trying to escape from the Intergalactic Collegiate Parking Permit Police, but instead she's murdered the one person that can save her corner of the galaxy. And that's not even the weird part. The weird part is that the Chosen One looks just like her. Join Guillerma on her mischievous, ill-advised romp around the galaxy as she attempts to impersonate her dead doppelganger and evade the clutches of the law.